Mug-Shot Monday: Warlocks on the Run

You spoke; we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week’s Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week’s most eye-catching mugs from South Florida’s tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale…

The Six Dumbest Florida Criminals for February

Ah, Florida.  Sure, we have criminals, just like every other state. But we have our own special kind of criminals. Namely, dumb ones. And, because we’re never in short supply of dumb criminals, we present to you our latest series of the dumbest Florida criminals of the month. February was…

Florida Man Dies Six Months After Spider Bite

Florida has its share of strange animal stories — from huge pythons to invasive lizards — but this tale is so common, it’s scary. In August, a man from Lakeland named Ronald Resse came home complaining of a spider bite. Six months later, he was dead. It all happened because…

LeBron James Wore a Batman Mask to Destroy the New York Knicks

LeBron James is the hero Miami deserves. It was exactly one week ago that James broke his nose against the Oklahoma City Thunder. And after missing one game in between, LeBron returned to the night to fill his enemies with dread like Batman. Literally. Much to the delight of the…

Florida is Being Invaded By Exotic Tegu Lizards

From Burmese pythons to Lion fish to rock pythons to giant African snails, Florida is home to a plethora of invasive species. And now, the latest animal threatening to eat all of the things in the Everglades and other parts of the wild, is a particularly jerky thing called the…

University of Miami Mourns Footballer Jojo Nicolas on Twitter

The University of Miami community was saddened to hear that former football player Jojo Nicolas died around 5 p.m. Wednesday after a horrific crash involving a semi-trailer truck on the MacArthur Causeway Tuesday. Fans, students, and Nicolas’ former teammates took to Twitter to send their prayers and communicate their grief…

Richie Incognito’s Ferrari Smashed and Vandalized With a Bat UPDATE

Update: According to TMZ, Incognito smashed and dented the car himself. The Scottsdale Police Department say that Incognito admitted to them that he was the one that took a baseball bat to his own Ferrari, though police aren’t saying what set him off. So, it’s official, Richie Incognito bullied his…

No-Kill Resolution Has Actually Led to More Dead Pets, Advocates Say

Just south of Oakland Park Boulevard on I-95, drivers turn to stare at an eye-catching billboard. It shows a picture of an adorable golden retriever and this striking web address: KillThisPet.com. The website offers the same picture with a devilish choice: You can either save the pup or kill it…

Will FPL Run Power Lines Through the Everglades?

Florida Power & Light could soon be allowed to run power lines through Everglades National Park. They would deliver power from Turkey Point nuclear power plant to points north. The National Park Service is accepting public input on the matter until March 18. Here’s the backstory, as explained by Matt…

Spring Break: It’s On!

The brunt of winter is over, and the median age of South Florida’s population is in for a sharp decline. The snowbirds are migrating north, and college kids are coming south, ready to embark on a week of sunshine and binge drinking. Even though Fort Lauderdale Beach is a shell…

MasterMinds 2014

A stage visionary redefines the way South Florida sees theater. A thrift-shop connoisseur turns his love of collecting into an art career. A musician describes himself as “half Cuban Native Indian, half German Anunnaki wolf.” You can say a lot of things about 2014’s MasterMind Award finalists, but you can’t…