The 11 Worst Drivers on I-95

Late last week, the gang over at Gawker channeled a vitriol that’s distinct to New York: subway hate. Well, here in South Florida, we may not have any subways, but we sure as hell have a lot of hate. And most of it is home to I-95 — where everything…

Top Five WTF Florida Acquittals; or Why America Hates Us

Well, Florida, we really screwed that one up. Regardless of where you come down on the Martin case, you have to admit that on Saturday night, the Sunshine State proved once again that judicial mechanics down here are just a little bit different. Just look at the street protests that…

George Zimmerman’s Brother Says Trayvon Caused His Own Death

George Zimmerman’s brother, Robert Jr., the same guy who went on a rant on his Twitter feed comparing Trayvon Martin to a black Georgia teen accused of killing a baby, decried people using the race card on his bro during a Sunday interview with Piers Morgan. He also told Morgan…

George Zimmerman Jury May Consider Lesser Charge of Manslaughter

George Zimmerman’s jury has been told by a judge that it may consider the lesser of charge of manslaughter, in addition to the second-degree murder charge he’s already facing. Circuit Judge Debra Nelson made the ruling on Thursday. So now Zimmerman’s jurors have three options to go with when they…

Bahamian Drug Runners Caught Off West Palm Beach

If you spot itchy coke bros waxing extra douchy in the club this weekend or your stoner pal suddenly starts complaining about the $50 you owe him, here’s why: South Florida’s drug supply a hit last week. The federal government busted a shipment coming in off the coast of the…

Hackers From Anonymous Say They Are Attacking NSA Computers

Someone behind a Twitter account at @Op_NSA has been tweeting that he/she and partners are breaking into National Security Administration computer servers, accessing data, collecting agency email addresses, and trying to crack passwords. In recent days, the account declared “#FuckPRISM” and linked to some data that supposedly proved their hack,…

Broward County Sheriff’s Office Zimmerman PSA Is Kinda Racist

The George Zimmerman verdict is expected to be handed down in the coming days. So the Broward County Sheriff’s Office has decided to preemptively racially profile an entire community by releasing a public service announcement video urging folks to “raise their voices, not their hands” when the verdict is read…

Did a Boca Raton Teen Die of an Overdose of New, Strange Drug?

Last month, Boca Raton was rocked with one of those stories that keep parents sleepless at night: a high schooler cut down too soon. But when the first reports on the June 13 death began circulating online, drugs were fingered as a possible culprit. Since then, the story has ballooned…

Sunrise Man Poses as Flirty Woman to Rob Other Men

Lonely men looking for love went and found some at a social site called Mocospace.com. There they met up and chatted with a flirty, attractive woman with shoulder-length hair who complimented them, seduced them, and eventually invited them over to her place at the Boardwalk Apartments in the 2900 block…

“Keep Calm for Trayvon,” Urge South Florida Leaders

Nearing the final outcome in the murder trial of George Zimmerman, local leaders addressed the threat of street riots. Representatives of South Florida law enforcement, faith, and legal communities joined more than a hundred attendees in a packed house at the North Dade Regional Library on Tuesday for a public…

Terry Anderson: Bentleys, Pistols, and Top-Secret Clearance

Terry Anderson is the scion of Australian aristocrats. He once served as a lieutenant colonel in the U.S. Army Reserves, with top-secret clearance. His first wife died in his arms after he mistakenly shot her on a kangaroo-hunting expedition. And he is a 17-time U.S. national champion in rapid-fire pistol…

A $2.8 Million Gold Heist Shows Cuban Gangs Still Rule Miami

Raonel Valdez strolls through the quiet parking lot behind a salmon-colored Coral Gables apartment building. As dawn pales a warm autumn morning, the small-framed 33-year-old Cuban refugee with short, gelled black hair patiently scans a third-floor window, waiting for signs of life. Known to his cohorts as “Matojo” for his…

Dwyane Wade Being Sued by Ex-Wife Over Endorsement Money

Looks like Dwyane Wade and ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches-Wade aren’t done with their bitter feud. The latest brouhaha? She’s suing him over endorsement money. Funches-Wade filed a lawsuit against D-Wade on Tuesday alleging that he owes her money from his endorsement deals. D-Wade — or, more to the point, his lawyer…