Fort Lauderdale Commission Approves Streetcar Tax

Streetcars conjure up visions of San Francisco, New Orleans, Uncle Ben’s Rice, and that Marlon Brando movie where he pleads for his wife to return to him after he beats her. But now, it will also conjure up downtown Fort Lauderdale because Ft. Lauderdale Commissioners have unanimously approved a plan…

Florida Woman Gets Naked, Steals a Car From Dealership

Leaving your car overnight to be serviced at the dealership has its pros and cons. You might get good service, you might get charged a little extra, they might find other things wrong with it, you might have a passed out naked woman take it for a joy ride –…

Miami Heat Re-Sign Birdman to One-Year Deal

When the Miami Heat signed Chris Andersen this past January, your friendly neighborhood Pulpist called the acquisition a “low-risk, high reward for a team desperately in need of a high-energy-crash-the-boards-at all-costs kind of a player.” NAILED IT. And now, the Birdman will be returning, as the Heat has announced it’s…

Cat-astrophe!: Pompano Opts to Keep Euthanizing Feral Cats

Pompano Beach has a policy of euthanizing unadoptable feral cats. On Tuesday night, commissioners considered an ordinance that would change that to an alternative policy of Trap, Neuter, Return (TNR) — a system in which cats are captured, sterilized, and then released where they were found. See Also: Killing Cats…

Tropical Storm Chantal Might Be Downgraded to Tropical Wave

For a while there, it looked like Tropical Storm Chantal was going to come in and ruin everybody’s weekend by being all tropical stormy on our asses. But now, she isn’t looking so tough, thanks to her weakening overnight and what with Cuba’s mountainous terrains battering her enough to slow…

Marco Rubio Isn’t Doing So Hot With Republican Voters

Remember when Marco Rubio was the Golden Boy Chosen One Can Do No Wrong Savior of the GOPers in 2016 just a few months ago? Well today, yea, not so much. Since taking up the struggle for immigration reform, Rubez’s fellow GOPers — particularly the Tea Baggy Folk — have…

Florida Man Throws Kittens Out of Moving Car

A man tossed a couple of kittens out of his car as he drove down the road, Lee County Sheriff’s deputies say. When cops pulled over and confronted the man about his heinous actions, he vehemently denied he was the person who threw the kittens out of the car. See…

Caylee Anthony’s Toys Sold at Yard Sale, According to Report

Casey Anthony’s parents apparently sold toys belonging to their slain granddaughter, Caylee, at a yard sale in Mount Dora, Florida. According to a report by RadarOnline, Casey’s parents Cindy and George, laid out toys and clothes in the front yard of their home and put them up for sale…

Pygmy Sperm Whales Beach Themselves in Jupiter Island

In what’s becoming a sad trend, two pygmy sperm whales have beached themselves on Jupiter Island. The Florida Wildlife Conservation Commission has been called in, and it appears the two whales are a mother and her calf. The animals reportedly came ashore Tuesday morning at 251 S. Beach Road…

Florida Teen Bitten in the Head by Alligator

A couple of Seminole County teens were taking a summertime dip in their local swimming hole when one of them got bit in the head by an alligator. Let’s break that sentence down: 1.) Swimming holes are an actual thing? We thought that was only in movies or The Andy…

Shane Todd’s Death Was Suicide, Not Murder, Singapore Court Rules

A former Boca Raton high school athlete and science standout killed himself by hanging last year — and was not murdered, a Singapore coroner ruled yesterday. The ruling sided against Todd’s parents, who say their son, an engineer working in Singapore, had been killed after working on highly secretive materials…

Tropical Storm Chantal Has South Florida in Her Cone

So, while you were sleeping, dreaming about the wonder and excitement that is going back to work on Monday, a tropical storm up and decided to pop up in Atlantic waters. And, from the looks of it, we’re kind of in its path. Weeeeee! Tropical Storm Chantal, the third named…

Florida Banned The Internet, Claims Cafe Owner Lawsuit

Remember that bill that was recently passed that outlawed Internet cafes? Well, apparently, one cafe owner is suing the state because, as he puts it, the bill basically makes smartphones, computers, and pretty much the entire internet illegal in Florida. Consuelo Zapata, owner of Incredible Investments, LLC, says in his…