The rest of Heat Haterz America is so butthurt over the Miami Heat’s back-to-back championships, it doesn’t know what to do with itself. So instead of shutting the hell up and taking it good and proper, Heat Haterz America is going to try to tear down the Heat fan base…
Microsoft founder, and filthy-rich billionaire, Bill Gates has plunked down a crapload of skrilla for a 7,230-square-foot, four-acre, four-bedroom, four-bathroom mansion in the Mallet Hill section of Wellington in Palm Beach. Gates, 57, whose net worth is said to be $72.7 billion, reportedly paid $8.7 million for the mansion located…
Last week, the bodies of two custodians who worked for the Dreyfoos School of the Arts in West Palm Beach were discovered on campus. Ted Orama, 56, and Christopher Marshall, 48, were found shot to death in a maintenance area of the school, and cops have been searching for their…
GetEQUAL, a national grassroots organization dedicated to the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender community, have organized a sit-in at the Tampa office of Senator Marco Rubio, to protest his stances on immigration reform and employment discrimination. “The U.S. Supreme Court continues to deliberate over whether LGBT Americans have the constitutional right…
A 17-year-old Florida teen who went to an ATM on Saturday evening was ambushed and viciously attacked when she returned to her car. Her attacker grabbed the back of her head and smashed her face into the steering wheel, causing a lump to form on her forehead. The attacker then…
In May, as part of the process of implementing the Affordable Care Act, Florida had the chance to extend health coverage to 1.2 million residents by accepting $51 billion in federal funds and expanding Medicaid. While Rick Scott — a noted Obama hater — surprisingly embraced the move, Republicans in…
That didn’t take long. Within days of being handed a political hot potato — the task of investigating antigay, anti-Muslim Facebook posts made by Roxanna Trinka, a director of the Research Park at FAU — Palm Beach County Mayor Steven Abrams bungled it, solidifying the county’s reputation for official ineptitude…
So here’s a happy and kinda strange ending. Remember that guy who patiently withstood Taylor Chapman’s tirade a few weeks ago? Well, he just made $11,000. Thanks to an Indiegogo campaign launched by someone called Carl J Speed II — colloquially described as the “enlister of good deeds” — this…
When the Miami Heat clinched the NBA title last Thursday, we almost lost Chris Bosh to a stray piece of confetti that threatened to get lodged in his throat. Then, on Monday, during the team’s championship parade through the streets of Miami, LeBron James was almost decapitated a few times…
Chip Starnes, an American executive of Coral Springs-based Specialty Medical Supplies, has reportedly been held hostage by his workers for the past four days at the company’s medical supply plant in Beijing, China. Starnes, 42, says around 80 workers have blocked off every exit in the plant in shifts and…
An Orlando man decided to break into a convenience store over the weekend, but he obviously didn’t waste much time with the whole planning aspect of the crime. According to Channel 13 News, Chad Winslow slid through a grease trap located on the roof of Sam’s Discount Food Store after…
A Lakeland Police officer thought a woman he pulled over had drugs on her, so he asked her to hand them over by allegedly asking the woman to lift her shirt, pull her bra, and shake her chest. No drugs fell out. Unsatisfied with this turn of events and apparently…
A Miramar teen was shot in the head on Thursday night, by what police suspect was a stray bullet fired outside the teen’s home during celebrations for the Miami Heat’s NBA championship victory. Brandon Reid, 15, was shot just below the ear from a bullet that came through the sliding…
Nick Wallenda, the self-desribed “King of the High Wire,” from Sarasota, Florida, completed a historic 1,400-foot high-wire walk across the Grand Canyon on Sunday. The event was broadcast live (with a ten-second delay in case things turned, uh, bad) on the Discovery Channel and was also shown around the world…
Let me just say that no one keeps a grudge going like a Clevelander. I know; I’m from there. We keep whetting that angst well past the usual expiration date. There’s nothing we can do. It’s in the blood. (By the way, two words, LeBron: Delonte West.) Just so we…
So there was Chris Bosh, sitting on the stage, championship lid on his head, soaking in the amazeballs feeling it is to be a two-time NBA Champion, when it was all almost undone by a single piece of falling confetti. See also: Chris Bosh’s Greatest GIFs And, even as we…
In a promising start to the post-Saunders era, FAU today renewed the contract of Dr. Deandre Poole to teach summer and fall classes, according to faculty close to the matter. It is a decision likely to draw fire from the political right, including Gov. Rick Scott. See also: – In…
Has Tony Stark turned to a life of crime?? Or is this a sinister plot by the Mandarin to frame Iron Man? Or maybe it’s just a dude in an Iron Man mask robbing a bank in Flagler County. Yeah, we’re gonna go with that theory…
After the Miami Heat players clobbered the San Antonio Spurs and crushed the spirits of Heat Haterz America and got their trophy, T-shirts, and caps, they headed into the locker room to spray champagne on one another and get the crazy started. The Miami Herald’s Kabir Khiatani took some video…
On a bright and humid Saturday morning, a tanned woman approaches a Dunkin’ Donuts counter, brandishes an iPhone, and informs the employees they’re under “video surveillance.” They’d forgotten her receipt the night before, she proclaims, so now she’s returned for a free meal. And revenge. “You’re a complete cunt sand-nigger…
Anyone passing by a nondesrcript warehouse facility in Doral won’t be seeing a familiar sight anymore: dozens of protesters shouting at the cars coming in and out of the building. A controversial company that’s been a longtime target for animal-rights activists quietly packed up their Miami location recently. Activists are…
Many people have been caught with their pants down. Many people have been caught drunk, with their pants down. But how many people have been caught drunk driving with their pants down? Natalie Delgado has. The 20-year-old Pompano resident was arrested in the early-morning hours Wednesday after being pulled over…
