After a gut-wrenching series that featured ups and downs and had all our balls in our stomachs, the Miami Heat has completed its quest for back-to-back championships and defeated the San Antonio Spurs in an epic Game 7. LeBron James brought the devastation, scoring 37 points, grabbing 12 rebounds, and…
Exodus International, a religious organization whose motto for the past three decades has to been to “help” gays find “freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus Christ,” has decided to close down and apologize to the gay community. In an unprecedented move for a Christian organization with the mission…
A Florida man wanted to steal himself a vehicle, so he decided to flag down the first car that came his way so he could carjack it. A woman driving down 50th Avenue in Escambia County slowed down when she spotted the man waving her down, pretending he needed help…
Steve Silva of Boston.com is reporting via his Twitter that former Florida Gator and current New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez will be arrested in connection with the murder of Odin Lloyd. Reports had originally said Hernandez was not a suspect in the 27-year-old man’s death, but now things seem to…
Here we are. Game 7 has arrived, and all the happy good fun times of that crazy Game 6 victory have turned back to angst-ridden nervousness. We’d be having a lot more fun with this if our balls weren’t in our assholes right now. Still, it’s here, and we need…
Mike Florio, who runs the NFL website Pro Football Talk, got into some Twitter beef with the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot, Jaxson de Ville, on Wednesday night. We were hoping this was a case of an NFL “writer” having some good clean fun with a cartoon character to entertain their respective…
A Port St. Lucie soccer coach was arrested on Tuesday after being accused of carrying on a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old player. According to an affidavit released Wednesday, Joseph Christopher Gianquitti, 44, engaged in sexual contact with the minor for a number of months, beginning when he was 15…
First off: Sure, we’ve been there. You push that many words per week out into the world, you’re going to see a couple of typos and mistakes. But last week’s Sun Sentinel carried a pretty glaring error in its print edition. And it’s noteworthy not so much because the recent…
The first thing Porter Fischer spotted was the trunk of his silver Corolla. It was wide open. Then he noted a bashed-in passenger window and shattered glass littering the parking lot outside the Boca Tanning Club on North Federal Highway. Patrons in a nearby Starbucks peered out curiously as he…
Boos slice through the air as Dr. Red Roberts peacocks around the ring while snapping the straps of his red and white leotard. A comic-book-villain grin peeks out from a thick beard when he jabs his chin at the full house, each jut shaking his messy brushfire of red curls…
It’s not a good week for New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez, who yesterday was roped into a murder investigation. A Massachusetts man, 27-year-old Odin Lloyd, was found murdered and a rental car linked to Hernandez was found nearby. Though initial reports said that Hernandez was not a suspect but…
Key Largo resident Kari Dangler was so incensed when she couldn’t find her vodka last week, she turned to the next best option. A gun. Dangler, 51, allegedly pointed that gun at the source of her anguish, her roommate, who had hidden her liquor. Clearly, the roommate was well aware…
Deborah Tersigni, a 44-year-old Davie school teacher, has been charged with child abuse after she allegedly restrained an 8-year-old intellectually and physically handicapped student. She also reportedly sat on top of the student, a Broward County School Police report says…
It looks like former Rep. and Forever CommieNazi Hunter Colonel Allen West won’t rule out running against Marco Rubio in the GOP primary in 2016. Yes, 2016 is three years away. And yes, that’s a long time and anything can happen and, oh yeah, Obama is still president. But that…
Police are confirming that two people were found dead early Wednesday morning inside the Dreyfoos School of the Arts in West Palm Beach. According to West Palm Beach Police, one of the people found dead was a custodian at the school…
If you were having difficulty getting through to 911 earlier this month, you may have had an issue at the same time as Talitha Myrvil. If you found it frustrating to get a response from authorities while you were witnessing a carjacking or attempting to prevent grown men from dropkicking…
Hey, Marco. We gotta talk. We know, you’re busy listening to Coldplay or some other suburban gringo music that you profess to love. But this is serious. You’ve been making a lot of noise lately — on gun control, on immigration, on the IRS — and it’s making our heads…
Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds away from having their hearts ripped out of their chests and their souls condemned to a weary and…
A Florida man was talking on his cell phone in Orange Avenue in Orlando on Sunday when he went and allegedly punched a police horse in the rear, according to police. The mounted cops were trying to clear the streets of pedestrians, since it was 2:45 in the morning. See…
Kaitlyn Hunt’s attorney has asked the judge presiding over the case to remove himself. Turns out, Circuit Judge Robert Pegg set a trial date for Hunt for September. See also: -Kaitlyn Hunt, Florida Teen, Arrested and Expelled From School For Gay Relationship -Kaitlyn Hunt’s Attorney Asking Judge to Limit Her…
Apparently the Palm Beach County School district owes the City of West Palm Beach a crapload of money. More than $200,000, in fact. The money owed is from a year’s worth of storm drain fees (which really worked to PERFECTION during Tropical Storm Andrea), and now city officials are saying…
Looks like literally every living thing in Florida wants a handout these days! What is this? Mother Russia? First, people want the government to help them pay for their obscenely high and burdensome medical bills. Pfft! Then, people want the government to make it OK for businesses to keep paying…
