Marco Rubio and His “Weasel Words” Angers Republican Leader

Marco Rubio was once hailed as the Golden Boy Savior of America’s Grand Ole Party and the next for-sure president of the United States. But now he’s suddenly making a lot of peeps in his own party super mad because of all this immigration reform talky-talk. The latest Angry GOPer…

Rick Scott Signs Bill Banning Paid Sick Leave

Rick Scott, in an apparent mission to blow up every possible bridge linking him to re-election in 2014, signed a bill on Friday banning paid sick leave for Floridians, because, as much as they love to talk up how they hate Big Government and Bengazziiii and TAXES BAD, the GOPers…

Sunrise IKEA Hosts Flash Mob Proposal (Video)

While most furniture stores can promise to furnish your home, not many can claim to furnish their buyers with love. IKEA is one of the few. The world’s largest furniture retailer hosted a very unorthodox marriage proposal on Saturday afternoon at its Sunrise location. The proposal, put together for Carlos…

Taylor Chapman, Most Hated Person On The Internet, Gets Fired

Ending a wild week of vitriol, in which Taylor Chapman became the most hated person on the Internet, she has been fired from her marketing position, according to a statement released by her former company at 1:30 a.m. this morning. PowerSales Team, which is based in Fort Lauderdale and has…

Jeb Bush Says “Immigrants are more fertile” During Speech

Jeb Bush, speaking at the Faith and Freedom Coalition in Washington on Friday, brought up his support for the passage of an immigration bill by arguing that it would be good for the U.S. economy because immigrants are more “fertile.” “Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans,” Bush said…

Boil Water Alert for Broward Extended to at Least Saturday

On Wednesday came the news of a boil water alert for much of Broward County. And now officials are saying that the alert will be extended at least to Saturday. The reason for this is when inspectors checked out the county’s water well, the survey failed, moving them to extend…

Did the Broward Sheriff Ignore a Workplace Diversity Study?

Law enforcement agencies aren’t exactly known as great bastions of workplace diversity — meaning that most of the faces you see in uniform are pale and pasty. Police forces across the country have paid a lot of lip service to idea of fixing that problem, but the stats remain pretty…

Christopher Warnig, BroCo Commission Candidate, Has Worked In Gay Porn

Here’s a good one. Remember that wayward Broward College student we told you about earlier this week who’s running for Broward County Commission, and has been arrested twice for impersonating a police officer? There’s more. Much, much more. See also: – Christopher Warnig, Candidate for Broward County Commission, Twice Arrested…

Dwyane Wade Explodes on the Spurs as Heat Ties Series 2-2

Remember when Dwyane Wade was a liability to the Heat in these Finals and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft. Wade dropped his pants, and then he dropped 32 points in Miami’s 109-93 Game 4 beatdown of the San Antonio Spurs to even the series…