Worker At Port of Palm Beach Dies in Barge Accident UPDATE

UPDATE: The original post to this story reported that that worker that was killed was a Port of Palm Beach employee. However, the man was working at the port, but was not a Port of Palm Beach employee.A man working at the Port of Palm Beach was killed in barge an…

Tow Truck Driver Pepper Sprayed a Baby, Arrested For Bribery

Tow truck driver Ronald Tyler lets nothing get in his way when it comes to towing illegally parked cars throughout Fort Lauderdale. Impossibly parked cars. Angry car owners. Babies. NOTHING. Tyler ran into one such baby when he tried to tow the one-year-old’s dad’s car. So he pepper sprayed the…

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, FWC Are Going After Manatee Riders

Depending on where you come down on the whole animal-rights thing, you probably watched the video of Florida’s finest d-bags jumping onto some innocent manatees with something between shock and rage. This week we posted the vid, some dumpster-grade Jackassery courtesy of two Cocoa Beach brainiacs. Thankfully, the federales have…

Michelle Braun: Notorious L.A. Madam’s South Florida Adventure

In the waning afternoon light, the five-foot-nine blond with Tina Turner lips and Pamela Anderson breasts opened the doorway of her cramped apartment on Boca Place Drive and began to scream. Standing there beneath the palm trees in the sprawling parking lot was a darkly handsome man with thick, meaty…

Jose Canseco Tweeted Out That He’s Been Accused of Rape

Jose Canseco, batshit former MLB player, steroid a aficionado and noted time traveler, took to Twitter today to announce that he had been charged with rape. The first tweet read as Canseco breaking the news to his own rape accusation, which is all kinds of mettamoron: “Breaking news this is…

Miami Won’t Be Hosting Super Bowl L

The Dolphins brain trust failed to get government funding to help renovate Sun Life Stadium. But that didn’t stop them from bringing it hard to the hoop to get the NFL to let them host what will be a milestone game — Super Bowl L (or, Super Bowl 50, for…