A couple of Cocoa Beach yokels made the conscious decision to lure a mother manatee and her calf close to the water’s edge, and then cannonballed into them, because DERPY DERPY DERP IT’S HIGH LARIOUS. Then they posted the video of them slamming into the animals on the YouTube. Because this kind…
“We don’t need a Koch problem!” say organizers from 1Miami, who will protest at noon today outside of the Sun-Sentinel’s Fort Lauderdale headquarters. Rumors have been swirling that billionaire conservative brothers Charles and David Koch are in talks to buy the Tribune chain of eight daily newspapers, of which Sun-Sentinel…
In the waning afternoon light, the five-foot-nine blond with Tina Turner lips and Pamela Anderson physique opened the doorway of her cramped apartment on Boca Place Drive and began to scream. Standing there beneath the palm trees in the sprawling parking lot was a darkly handsome man with thick, meaty…
Two Broward women hatched a heinous plot that lured over 140 Haitian immigrants to the U.S. with false promises of a job and a new life for the low low fee of $3,500. There were no such jobs, and the Haitians who were duped where left to fend for themselves,…
When the mammoth snake creature, spawned in a time and land too unfathomable for words, began tightening its hold around Jason Leon’s legs earlier this month in some back woods near Miami, he knew he had one chance. Jason Leon had to kill this motherfucker. And kill it good…
Oh, the media. Always looking for that juicy story-line to making the NBA playoffs even more riveting than they already are. Especially when LeBron James is involved. Because people hate that guy. And that just means RATINGS BONANZA-PALOOZA! But when that story-line doesn’t present itself, the next best thing is…
It’s basically the Final Days of Noah outside right now, thanks to the rain that refuses to stop falling from the sky. The National Weather Service has issued a flash flood warning for east central Palm Beach County until 4 p.m. As of 1 this afternoon, about 2,300 FPL customers…
Former Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson, who had allegedly violated his probation earlier this month, was ordered back in jail on a token $1,000 bond by Broward County Judge Kathleen McHugh on Monday. Johnson will have a final violation of probation hearing on June 3. If he is found…
UPDATE: The Indian River County Sheriff’s Office is holding a press conference today at 1:30 p.m. at 4055 41st Avenue in Vero Beach. Those who are supporting Kaitlyn are being encouraged to attend and be a part of a peaceful rally by wearing t-shirts, and carrying signs. A star student…
Republicans and Tea Party types say they respect the men and women of the military. If respect means wrapping yourself in the flag and sending young people off to die, so it is. Back home again, it’s another story. Conservatives cracking down on social welfare spending hits veterans especially hard,…
F. Scott Fitzgerald certainly laid it out best about the rich: they are different from you and me. The Palm Beach society battle between the heirs of the National Enquirerfortune has shifted into high-gear again. As well told you earlier this month, Paul Pope and his mother Lois have been…
Someone in Florida won themselves a crapload of money when they guessed the right numbers for the record $590.5 million Powerball jackpot over the weekend. And that someone has yet to come forward to claim their prize. Apparently the winning ticket was purchased at a Publix in Zephyrhills, which up…
It’s veto day! The happiest day of the year for Rick Scott, who, for a moment at least, can appear both judicious and magnanimous. On this day, he can decide, with one stroke of his mighty gubernatorial pen, which projects will net funding. And which will not. Rick Scott announced…
In case you missed it, Tea Partiers around the country are mad at the IRS. Long story short: the IRS isn’t supposed to let any old group be exempt from paying taxes. Agency rules dictate that it is only supposed to grant 501 (c)(4) status to “social welfare” groups –…
Three pit bulls and a puppy suspected of being a part of a dog fighting ring have been rescued by Indian River County police. The dogs were found at a home located at 4565 33rd Avenue in Vero Beach, and had injuries consistent with dog fighting, according to officials. When…
A Bradenton woman wanted to get it on with her boyfriend, so she started touching him. However, the boyfriend wasn’t feeling up to it for some reason and kept turning down her advances as the two lay in bed. So the woman had a reasonable enough response to his rejections…
About a half-dozen homes have been evacuated in Cocoa, in Brevard County, after police found guns and pipe bombs in a home Friday morning, WPTV is reporting. Police have also discovered several guns and rounds of ammunition in the home where the pipe bombs were found. Police moved in on…
In a Friday morning hearing, Palm Beach County Circuit Judge Jeffrey Colbath said that he will rule next week on whether John Goodman can be removed from house arrest, and have his ankle monitor taken off. See also: -John Goodman’s Lawyers Want Him Out of House Arrest, and His Ankle…
It started out in Florida in 2010, born out of revulsion at the prospect of oil rigs in the near offshore. That February, more than 10,000 concerned citizens just said “no,” linking hands on dozens of beaches across the state, drawing a literal line in the sand. Mere months later,…
The media “Kochtapus” could soon be a reality. The clock is running down on the sale-time for the Tribune Company, a package of some of the most venerated newspapers in the country, including our own Sun-Sentinel. The troubled company is expected to go to the highest bidder this month, and,…
Frankly, Fox News, what took so damn long? After months of doing pretty much nothing since he lost his re-election bid to patrick Murphy, Allen West has finally landed himself a job! In the most obvious hiring of all time, West will become a Fox News contributor, the network announced…
In a bit of cultural analysis that rivals that time they tried to explain beer bongs, our staid daily newspaper has run three — count ’em — three separate stories and videos wondering why those gosh darn crazy kids on the Miami Heat keep wearing all those “wacky” outfits. To…
