Even though she’s been out of custody and ducking underground for the last year and a half, it’s been a busy few weeks for America’s most hated parental unit. The latest updates came with a one-two punch: first, word that an appellant court had decided to drop two of the…
So yesterday, we reported that Donald Trump was harassing rapper Mac Miller on Twitter over a song the artist recorded called “Donald Trump,” which Trump actually liked but then got weird about it when the song went viral. Trump send out a series of tweets calling Miller an ungrateful dog…
Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein’s wife, Kim Rothstein, pleaded guilty on Friday on her conspiracy charge to commit money laundering after it was discovered that she and her pals concealed more than $1 million worth of jewelry from the federal government, including a 12.08-carat diamond ring worth 450 grand. Her hubby…
Chris Bosh is a beloved figure ’round these parts. He’s a half-man, half-dinosaur, he has a silky smooth jumpshot, and he’s the greatest photobomber in the history of the NBA. Now he’s looking to endear himself with us even more with his latest commercial (costarring Ray Allen!), in which he…
The Sun Sentinel’s Dave Hyde picked the wrong damned time to coddle Dan Marino. Five days before the New York Post broke the Marino love-child story, Hyde wrote a piece on the Dolphins quarterback’s work with autism. And that’s cool. However, the first paragraph in that column read thusly: People…
The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times’ crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm (i.e., charting where all those 18 shell casings fell on Las Olas, then comparing with a map of the zodiac)…
We tried to get some comment this week from the attorneys representing Palm Beach Circuit Court Judge Barry Cohen, a famously outspoken liberal who’s facing some of the most transparently bogus ethics charges ever to go before the Florida Supreme Court.No dice. Neither Scott Richardson nor Donnie Murrell, grizzled veterans…
Everyone, lay off Dan Marino. So he’s got a love child. Who doesn’t these days? Man + random woman = love child is an equation that’s deeply rooted in the annals of human history. Going all the way back to the nation’s founding, love children came, and love children went…
On Wednesday, we told you about how FBI agents raided the West Palm Beach medical office of Dr. Salomon Melgen, an eye doctor and contributor to New Jersey Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez, who also may or may not have provided the senator with underaged Dominican hookers. See also: – FBI…
Apparently, there’s a rap song out there called “Donald Trump,” and apparently the actual Donald Trump isn’t happy about it. So, as he does with everything he is unhappy about — Obama, the girl from Twilight cheating on her boyfriend, starting a revolution because people voted for Obama over Romney…
Katina Collins was walking around kicking people in the balls on Tuesday, allegedly. And since randomly kicking people in the crotch is generally frowned upon, cops were called in to investigate and put a stop to all the ball-kicking. According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, a deputy responded to…
It didn’t take long for rapper Rick Ross to come out and comment about almost being shot earlier this week. Although his comments came via a rap verse (listen to the rhyme after the jump). Meanwhile, police recovered 18 bullet casings at the Las Olas Boulevard site where Ross and…
Remember when Brooklyn Nets forward Reggie Evans did that thing where he trash-talked LeBron James and the Heat before their game yesterday? Evans basically said that the Heat’s title is tainted and that LeBron James is no different from Joe Johnson and Andray Blatche. See also: Reggie Evans Says the…
Last week, state Rep. Lori Berman, D-Lantana, filed a bill that would make it mandatory for vehicles to have safety alarms if they are designed to carry more than six children. She called it the “Haile Brockington Act,” after a Delray Beach toddler who died after being left in a…
UPDATED: Our source, Rebecca Marie Knox, responds to our story this morning: Please be aware,your reporter is a joke,,,he spams are accounts,acting as a friend???but is really a reporter???low lifes…..please keep my name out of your paper,your paper is a racist joke,,,bullies,,,privacy please… ORIGINAL POST: Loki Boy isn’t going anywhere…
Miami Dolphins legend Dan Marino has admitted to having an affair and fathering a love child, according to a New York Post report. Marino reportedly had the affair with Donna Savattere, a then-35-year-old production assistant at CBS Sports where he’s been an analyst since 2003. The affair allegedly took place…
Hidden among the shadows in a cavernous banquet hall, Florida’s most notorious backroom politician sips his third cup of complimentary coffee and begins to cry. Jim Greer, the 50-year-old embattled former state Republican chairman, is confessing. Sitting cross-legged on a cushioned chair at the Delray Beach Marriott, he’s bearded and…
Open the neat spreadsheet and scroll past the listing of local developers, prominent attorneys, and personal trainers. You’ll find a lengthy list of nicknames: Mostro, Al Capone, El Cacique, Samurai, Yukon, Mohamad, Felix Cat, and D.R. Then check out the main column, where their real names flash like an all-star…
An NBA player who’s more famous for grabbing another player’s dick than his actual game went and said some dumb stuff about the Miami Heat and LeBron James. Brooklyn Nets power forward Reggie Evans told reporters that he doesn’t think much of the Heat’s championship and that LeBron is basically…
Back in July, we told you about how Polo Park Middle School Principal Scott Blake tried to lure a 15-year-old boy he met on the internet to have sex with him at a hotel. “I need a boy to cuddle with and take a nap this afternoon,” Blake reportedly texted…
Maybe it was the fact that the team fooled Miami-Dade into building them a ballpark, and now the county is billions of dollars in the hole. Maybe it was the fact that they swore they wanted to contend while trading away their best players. Maybe it was that ridiculous rainbow…
A story broken yesterday in New Times Broward-Palm Beach and Miami New Times has received astounding national and international attention.The piece, which employed hundreds of pages of handwritten notes to show that major sports stars had received performance-enhancing drugs from a Coral Gables clinic called Biogenesis, was featured in the…
