Last week, per the Palm Beach Post, we told you about Boynton Beach Commissioner Marlene Ross running into some trouble after it was revealed that she sent her lover (who apparently happens to be her first cousin) nude photos of herself through Facebook. As a result of the scandal, Mayor…
Daniel McKee and Thomas Rady told St. Pete Police officers that they were hanging out, drinking and smoking some pot when a home invader broke into their place in the 1100 block of 32nd Avenue North. They told cops that this home invader shot their friend, Donnie McLendon, 26, in…
The Dolphins might have won Sunday, and it looks like their quarterback situation might have been solved. But one fact remains unchanged: Jeff Ireland still sucks as a general manager. And now the the undaunted geniuses at #WAARF (via FinsNation.com), have come up with yet another parody song reminding us of this…
Nothing like being woken up in the middle of the night by random gunfire and then having a car slam into your house. That’s what happened in Pompano Beach on Tuesday morning, when a car was being shot at. The vehicle swerved to avoid the bullets and crashed into a…
Fresh off a debate victory that ended the race and buried Obama forever, Mittington RoboRomney hit up Florida for a three-city gloat-a-thon in which he gave a couple of stump speeches, shared some stories, took some photos, and uncomfortably got his face wiped over and over again by some random…
Citizens in Milwaukee are revolting against their sheriff over poor health care in jails. Patients have serious untreated health-care needs, and the only services the jails provide is pulling teeth. Sheriff David Clarke says the solution is to outsource jail medical care to a private Miami-based company, Armor Correctional Health…
Preparing for the vice presidential debate Thursday in Kentucky, Paul Ryan was in Fort Lauderdale yesterday with his mom, Betty Douglas. Indeed, the 78-year-old made the campaign’s nine millionth campaign fundraising call. Well, I am sick and tired of moms in this election. Just a few months ago, after his plan…
If you’re a queasy reader who’s going to be turned off by a guy vomiting up a crap ton of bugs and then dying, turn away now.Broward Sheriff’s Office is investigating the death of Edward Archbold, a 32-year-old West Palm Beach resident who died after “he had consumed dozens of roaches and worms.” This…
According to the Florida Department of Children and Families that oversees the food stamp program, the number of food stamp recipients in Broward has dropped for first time in five years. “These numbers just prove that in Broward County, things are getting better,” said Florida Department of Children and Families…
According to Stuart Police, an elementary school janitor, Michael Scott Girard, 25, placed a smartphone behind a ceiling tile in the girl’s locker room. Scott worked for Pine School, which is a private school for kindergarten through sixth grade. According to the arrest report, two girls — ages 11 and…
A West Palm beach couple got into an argument about the husband’s failure to get his vehicle registered. Things quickly escalated. And by escalated, we mean the husband, one Joseph B. Duval, 37, attacked his wife with a pair of scissors…
Boynton Beach elected officials are calling for a top-to-bottom review of a police department that’s been fraught with attendance problems, squabbling, one cop that ran away to South America, angry emails, and alleged child porn. But Boynton Beach Police Chief Matthew Immler ain’t concerned about the department’s apparent dipping into…
“Fuck me open like a prayer book,” the poet declaimed, setting down his guitar to recite. It was Sunday evening on the grounds of an aging, pink/orange stucco home in a Lake Worth immigrant neighborhood, and the Monkeywrench Cafe — a one-time-only affair — was drawing to a close. The…
The Miami Dolphins took down the Bengals 17-13 yesterday, and for a change, Fins fans are able to wake up on a Monday morning and not have that feeling like someone swung a sledgehammer to their crotch. The Dolphins pretty much followed the five steps to victory we wrote about…
Broward health officials have now recorded 34 cases of whooping cough this year, according to the latest data. For the whole of last year, there was only one case documented in the county. See also-Broward Whooping Cough Cases Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone-Whooping Cough Cases Surge in Broward, Florida The surge of the highly…
Your 1-3 Miami Dolphins and their 30th ranked pass defense head into Cincinnati this Sunday to take on Andy Dalton and his 103.0 quarterback rating. Meanwhile, cornerback Richard Marshall won’t be playing thanks to a bad back. But don’t fret Dolphins fans! He will be replaced with the Human Penalty…
In case you haven’t heard, the unemployment rate went down to 7.8 percent — the lowest in four years — thanks to the addition of 114,000 jobs September and big upward revisions for July and August. Politically, it’s good news for Obama, since he’s been taking a beating after his…
It’s always sad when an endangered Florida panthers dies. But there’s a silver a lining to the most recent death of Florida Panther 79, better-known as Don Juan. See also-Urban Sprawl Kills Endangered Florida Panthers Simply put, Don Juan got a whole lot of tail over his nearly 17-year-long life. But as the News-Press…
Apparently starring in a mediocre formulaic sitcom and a dozen crappy movies in which you make funny faces and step on rakes that hit you in the face pays big, because actor Kevin James just plunked down 18 million bucks for a ginormously awesome beachfront mansion in Delray. The house,…
Back in August, a woman visiting from Connecticut fell 200 feet from the sky and perished after the harness on her parasail failed. This was the second parasailing death since 2007. Both accidents could have been prevented by simple measures and regulations.See also: Woman Dies After Falling 200 Feet in…
OH HAI FIESTY VELVET THUNDER OBAMA GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.A day after the debate in which the President of the United States of America was replaced by a sock puppet that was buried under a massive avalanche of horse feces at a Presidential debate, the REAL Barry Oblastyoface was back in…
John Textor doesn’t want to talk to the press.”I don’t trust any of you,” he said to a reporter on a recent weekday afternoon, answering the door of his cloistered Hobe Sound house in a faded green polo shirt, slacks, and sandals.See also:- Digital Domain’s student labor plantationThe former CEO…
