Ten Incredibly Dumb Things You Shouldn’t Do During a Hurricane

It’s beginning to look increasingly likely that Hurricane Matthew will hit Florida. Government agencies have been giving out typical advice: Have an emergency evacuation plan, stock up on non-perishable food and water, make sure you have extra flashlights and batteries, and so on. All good advice, but we figured some…

Hurricane Warning for All Palm Beach and Broward Counties UPDATED

Hurricane Matthew still looks like a serious threat to the east coast of Florida, but when can we expect to feel its effects?  For clues, watch the trend of the National Hurricane Center’s forecast cones. Since 5 p.m. yesterday, that trend has remained fairly steady and it places much of…

Hurricane Matthew Is Already Flooding Delray Beach Roads

Though Hurricane Matthew is still 90 miles off the southeastern tip of Cuba, radar shows the outer bands of the billowing Category 4 storm already spiraling over South Florida. Combined with regular fall weather pattern, it’s brought on torrential downpours that have already flooded Delray Beach streets and police are telling…

Dear Stoner: How Do I Tell My Family I Smoke Pot?

Dear Stoner: I’ve been smoking pot for a few years, but in the last six months I’ve started smoking more as I drink less (I’m 25). My parents have always been against marijuana, but I want to be honest with them if I continue to partake. How should I break…

Florida Cracks Down on Venomous Snake Owners

Jason Calleri doesn’t usually tell people that he keeps venomous snakes as pets. “One of the first things people say is, ‘Do you have a girlfriend? Are you married?’” he explains. “It’s like I’m disgusting, and girls wouldn’t want to be around me.” Calleri, who is 42 years old and…

Feds May Change Their Opinion on Whether Lolita’s Tank Is Compliant

Ever since the Marine Mammal Comission, a federal agency, criticized USDA officials for interpreting the Animal Welfare Act’s (AWA) regulations in a way that allowed for a concrete wall in the orca Lolita’s tank, animal rights activists have been buzzing.  Thousands of them signed a petition demanding administrators at the…

Dear Stoner: What Can I Do With My Vaped Weed?

Dear Stoner: I’ve had a vaporizer for almost a year now and have a buttload of golden-brown vaped weed saved up. Is there anything I can do with it, or have I been wasting my energy? Nicholas Dear Nicholas: If your vaporizer isn’t turning your flower black, it might eventually…

The Internet Is No Fan of the Dolphins’ New Color Rush Alternate Uniforms

Twitter was made to roasting the ridiculous. And yesterday, the ridiculous was our little football team’s crazy-looking attire. Don’t try to stop the memes and jokes. Just ride them out. The Dolphins debuted their special color rush alternate uniforms Thursday night against the Cincinnati Bengals, and the internet was glad they…

Drugs and Sexual Harassment Rampant at Festival Flea Market, Lawsuit Says

As patrons were bargain-hunting for flashy iPhone cases and designer perfume at Festival Flea Market in Pompano Beach, all sorts of shady deals were happening in its back offices,  a new lawsuit alleges.  In the 84-page complaint, the flea market’s former chief financial officer, Harlene Zweig, accuses the owner Daniel…

New Express Lane Poles May Actually Make I-95 More Dangerous

In April, Aledys Llorens was riding his motorbike in the I-95 express lanes through northwest Miami-Dade when a driver abruptly plowed through the orange plastic poles, cutting him off in the process. Llorens, a 28-year-old Hialeah resident who worked at Port Everglades and had a four-year-old daughter, couldn’t come to…

Will the Green Party’s Jill Stein Be the End of Hillary?

As you might have guessed from your Facebook news feed, a plethora of Democrats (who share many views with Greens) are not happy that Dr. Jill Stein, the Green Party’s presidential candidate, is running for the Oval Office. They believe that Stein may steal votes from Clinton, and, in this close…

If You Plan to Attend the Jose Fernandez Viewing Today

A viewing of departed Cuban American Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez will be open to the public tonight at St. Brendan’s Catholic Church just off Galloway Road at SW 32nd Street in Miami from 5 to 11 p.m. Even more people are expected at the west plaza of Marlins Park at…

Greg Frazier: Gunned Down by Pompano Cops After Turning His Life Around

As the gospel choir finished the last chords of “Going Up Yonder,” Deborah Frazier approached her brother’s powder-blue coffin. It was surrounded by heaping bouquets of baby’s breath and blue roses. For a moment, the cavernous sanctuary of the Hopewell Missionary Baptist Church was silent except the sound of her…