Chicken Chucker Gets The Taser In West Palm Beach

Chickens aren’t very good at flying — unless they’re allegedly coming from the throwing arm of Milton Talbert Jr.Police say Talbert was arrested early this morning after hurling a piece of chicken that hit his wife in the face.After popping her in the face with the poultry, the cops say…

Broward Sheriff’s Office Raids Three County Gambling Houses

If you placed a bet in a Broward County gambling den on the Miami Heat in game three of the NBA Finals, don’t count on getting paid.Broward’s Money Laundering Task Force took down three illegal gambling operations — one in Pompano Beach, one in Fort Lauderdale, and one in Hollywood.The…

Bodies Found This Morning In Fort Lauderdale, Lauderhill

Two bodies were discovered this morning — seemingly unrelated — one at a Lauderhill house, the other washed up on the shore in Fort Lauderdale.In Lauderhill, a man went to his 19-year-old nephew’s house around 7 a.m. on the 7000 block of Sienna Ridge Lane to find the teenager dead,…

Vaginal Rejuvenation: Controversial Cosmetic Surgery Offered At Strax

For women who want their junk to look like Barbie’s, the world of plastic surgery offers a plethora of options.Any intimate part can be enlarged, removed, enhanced, or reduced. According to an article in this month’s Atlantic magazine, cosmetic vaginal surgery is a growing trend, increasingly offered by gynecologists looking…

Pill Polemic Unfolds in Broward Civil Suit

Turns out, pill mills pain management clinics might not be the bastions of medical ethics once thought.North Lauderdale’s Center for Wellness and Weight Loss, Inc. claims that two former employees pilfered confidential patient information via text and tried to poach these clients from the clinic, according to a recently filed…

Oakland Park Man Dies After Taser Blast From BSO Deputy

A 31-year-old Oakland Park man died shortly after being shot with a Taser by a Broward Sheriff’s Deputy early yesterday morning, police say.James Doe (yes, that’s his real name) was trying to kick in the door of his girlfriends apartment at the Lake Pointe apartment complex in Oakland Park when…

West Palm Beach Man Accused Of Taking Hammer To Girlfriend’s Head

“It’s Hammer Time” probably wouldn’t be a good catchphrase for 40-year-old Roberto Montanez.That’s because the cops say Montanez decided to take a hammer to his girlfriend’s head early this morning, landing her in the hospital.A passing motorist noticed Montanez’ 22-year-old girlfriend running down the median of Forest Hill Boulevard around…

Ryan LeVin’s Sentence: Lawyers Call It Checkbook Justice

It seems we weren’t the only ones thinking that hard-partying, Porsche-driving, Brit-killing douchebag Ryan LeVin bought his way out of prison last week.In case you forgot, Judge Barbara McCarthy sentenced LeVin to two years house arrest, ten years probation, and 1,000 hours of community service for making roadkill out of…

The Friends of Alan Mendelsohn

Alan Mendelsohn — the convicted government scam artist as well as a former Hollywood ophthalmologist, GOP fundraiser, lobbyist, and adviser to former Gov. Charlie Crist — has a lot of friends.Mendelsohn was sentenced to four years in prisons after he pleaded guilty to a conspiracy charge alleging he was scheming…

Did Ryan LeVin Buy His Way Out Of Prison?

Ryan LeVin — the hard-partying, Porsche-driving, Brit-killing douchebag — managed to escape prison time in his sentencing yesterday.Judge Barbara McCarthy sentenced LeVin to two years house arrest, ten years probation, and 1,000 hours of community service for making roadkill out of two British tourists in a hit-and-run on Fort Lauderdale’s…