Atlantis’ Alleged Dog-Throat-Slitter Goes Missing

Have you seen the Atlantis man who may or may not have slit the throat of his own dog recently?Neither have the Palm Beach County courts — which is a problem.There’s now a warrant out for the arrest of 40-year-old Kenneth Hall after he skipped out on a plea conference…

Broward Sheriff’s Office Searching for “Rooftop Burglar”

Just as a heads-up: If someone drops into your Pompano Beach business in the middle of the night through a vent or chimney, it probably isn’t Santa Claus — it’s more likely to be the “Rooftop Burglar” the Broward Sheriff’s Office is looking for.BSO spokeswoman Keyla Concepción tells New Times…

21 Jump Street Bust Sent Narcs in School for Small Target: Weed

Back when Johnny Depp played an undercover cop on 21 Jump Street, it seemed that gangs were the big problem in schools. Depp’s character regularly infiltrated some murder-hungry group with the intention of bringing them down from the inside.It’s hard to argue against cops in schools when it comes to…

In Which the Legislature Saves Us From Texters With Cars

Big news from State Sen. Eleanor Sobel (D-Hollywood): Legislation she originated in SB 758, which addresses the terrible dangers of texting while driving, has passed through the chambers and now awaits the governor’s signature in Tallahassee.It’s a no-frills kind of bill, running a good deal less than 400 words, which…

Juvenile Delinquents to Write, Perform Poetry

Judge Merrilee Ehrlich of Broward is making juvenile delinquents write and perform poetry as a condition of their probation and in lieu of more intense community service.In a Sun-Sentinel story published this morning, Judge Ehlrich explains that she “wanted to make [their service] a creative endeavor; something positive. Something to…

Dear Rick Scott’s Mom: Thanks, and Happy Mother’s Day!

Dear Esther Scott,Last year, when your son was running for governor, your lovely, white-haired mug appeared on television screens frequently in Florida. You told your fellow citizens how you raised little Rick in public housing, and he grew up, bought a doughnut shop, and “gave his mom a job.” “He’s…