Florida’s Prisoners To Be Denied Cigarettes.

As our own Michael Cohen reported here, Florida’s prisons shall soon be smoke-and-tobacco free! (Check out his column for the deets.) Todd Wright, writing for NBC Miami, admirably captured what must be every semi-sane person’s reaction to this news, writing:Violence inside state prisons might go up a notch after the…

No More Butts Behind Bars: Smoking Will Be Banned in Florida Prisons

Even though drug laws haven’t stopped illicit substance abuse in prisons, Florida’s new prison chief hopes that banning cigarettes will keep inmates from smoking. Prisoners have six months to kick the habit before cigarettes go from currency to contraband, according to the state Department of Corrections. DOC officials said that treating…

Jeffrey Epstein and His “Egg-Shaped” Member Causing Royal Ruckus

Life is so tough for a multimillionaire sex offender. First, Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of hiring teenage girls to massage and service him at his Palm Beach mansion. Then he was questioned, in a public, video-taped deposition, about the allegedly “egg-shaped” appendage that landed him in trouble.Now, he’s getting grief…

Man Sold Cocaine to Federal Agents, Claimed It Was Heroin

The “war on drugs” is ludicrous, and everyone knows it. Seldom, however, do we have as clear evidence of its ludicrosity as that which appeared today in the Sun Sentinel. According to a story by Sofia Santana, an “international druck trafficker” named Rinat Agaev was nabbed on Sunday trying to…

What’s a “Sex Couple”? (Also: Orgasms Worse Than Drugs)

Remember when the Sun-Sentinel gave its experienced, highly paid headline writers a buyout and replaced them with hastily trained gerbils?No?Well, frankly, I don’t remember it either. Seems like something you’d recall, but oh well. In any case, somebody at the Sentinel should have objected, because now, when I click on…

Mardi Gras Dog Track Loses $2.5 Million A Year On Greyhound Racing

Though greyhound racing in Florida pre-dates pro football, baseball, just about every other kind of entertainment, the dog tracks in Broward and Miami-Dade have been losing money on the moribund industry. Dan Adkins, the president of the Mardi Gras Racetrack and Gaming Center in Hallandale Beach, recently told CBS4’s Jim…

An Educational Cocktail Hour for PIP Attorneys

To earn a living collecting insurance money from clients injured in car accidents, doctors and lawyers often cooperate. They refer patients to one another, and when a lawyer sues an insurance company to get a patient’s medical expenses covered, the lawyer can earn a hefty fee.New Times explored this phenomenon…

Female FAU Police Employees Recall Sexual Harassment by Jimmy Dac Ho

Jimmy Dac Ho, the 47-year-old Vietnamese-American man who has been charged with fatally shooting escort Sheri Carter a month ago, resigned from his job as a Florida Atlantic University police officer after confessing to the shooting.Ho met Carter through the escorts listing section on Backpage.com. He and Carter were allegedly…

Former Thompson Academy Administrator Was Arrested for DUI

Three years ago, signs of trouble began to emerge at the privately run Thompson Academy juvenile detention center in Pembroke Pines. Gordon Weekes, head of the juvenile division at the Broward Public Defender’s Office, wrote a letter complaining that his clients there were showing up with “chipped teeth, deep cuts,…

David J. Stern Selling Personal Property After Latest Blast of Layoffs at DJSP

The latest round of 96 layoffs at foreclosure attorney David J. Stern’s subsidiary document processing company, DJSP, shows that this once-booming business is teetering more delicately than ever. The ongoing pressure of a Florida attorney general investigation of allegedly fraudulent foreclosure practices and the loss of its biggest clients, including…

Another Youth Services International Lockup Gets Dismal Review From State

Youth Services International, the for-profit operator of the juvenile detention center in Pembroke Pines where teenagers allege they have been physically and sexually abused, has faced similar complaints at a lockup in St. Augustine. Staff at St. Johns Juvenile Correctional Facility and Youth Academy used excessive force on inmates, failed to…

Rick Scott Wants to Cut Juvie Prisons. Should Thompson Be First to Go?

In December, Gov. Rick Scott’s transition team proposed a massive overhaul of Florida’s juvenile justice system, which would eliminate some prisons and put children convicted of misdemeanor offenses in community-based programs, instead of lockups. Scott then appointed Wansley Walters — a reformer with a track record of reducing juvenile arrests and…