This Season, the Fashionable Bank Robber Is Wearing a Fedora

It worked for a legendary crook named Jack Abramoff, not to mention fictional crooks played by James Cagney and fictional tomb raiders like Indiana Jones. So now South Florida bank robbers are rocking this iconic headwear. Two weeks ago, a fedora-wearing thief knocked over a bank in Boynton Beach. And…

Thief Who Used a Crucifix as Crowbar Arrested

If the Catholics are right about hell, then a jail sentence is the least of George Albert Horn’s problems. The Fort Lauderdale police have arrested the 48-year-old Horn for using a crucifix to break open a collection box last month at St. John the Baptist Church on Bayview Drive.Horn does…

Gary Morano, Boy Scout Volunteer, Busted for Child Porn

A 65-year-old Davie man who for two years has volunteered with the Boy Scouts has been arrested and charged with 75 counts of possessing child pornography. The man, Gary Morano, allegedly admitted to owning a computer that contained nude images of children ages 6 to 10.Morano has denied assaulting children…

Police: Slain Riviera Beach Teacher Calvin Williams Was Taking HIV Meds

The unmarked pill bottles in his Riviera Beach apartment may have pushed Calvin Williams’ killer over the edge. Now police have confirmed that Williams, 41, a popular middle school special-ed teacher whose lover allegedly shot him in the head, was taking several medications used to treat HIV.Lawrence Hunt, 20, told…

Mailboxes Are a Voodoo Doll for Cowards

Heads up, local prosecutors: If you insist upon trying criminals in South Florida, your mailboxes will feel the wrath of the accused. Seriously, what kind of chicken-shit defendant thought he could intimidate an assistant U.S. attorney in Palm Beach Gardens by burning her mailbox?Or maybe that’s just the beginning of…

A Night With Sea Turtle Hatchling Rescue in Fort Lauderdale

Here is a heartbreaking video from YouTube, posted by an activist group known as Sea Turtle Oversight Protection. It’s called “Ten Minutes in the Night of a Rescue Volunteer.” The date of the clip is the evening of July 10, and a map shows the location where it was shot:…

McDonald’s Robbery: I Am So Not Lovin’ This

It’s shaping up to be a bad month for national fast-food franchises. First Pizza Hut gets a visit from a pair of towel-wearing banditos. Now this.A very similar crime happened Monday at the McDonald’s just west of I-95: Another dude with a gun places his order, as in orders a…

Sean Healy’s Weston Mansion Sells for $500K More Than Appraisal Value

Sean Healy’s “Riviera Manor” in the Weston Hills Country Club was a veritable Ponzi playground, a seven-bedroom mansion that both headquartered the scam and hosted its trappings. The court turned the property over to Melanie Damian’s Miami receivership on December 4, but it wasn’t until this June that the property…

Pizza Hut Robbers Thwarted by Beeping Safe

West Davie Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale is one of the most culturally diverse, fascinatingly real, and interesting parts of the city, where you can grab some egg-drop soup at a Chinese buffet, a baleada at a Honduran eatery, or a papusa at a Salvadoran joint. But would you really want…

Barefoot Bandit’s Next Stop: South Florida

Hear that — the pitter-patter of bare feet? They belong to Colton Harris-Moore, AKA “The Barefoot Bandit,” the boy who launched 75,000 Facebook friends with his illegal exploits. He’s on his way.The closest U.S. federal courthouse to the Bahamas (where Harris-Moore finally fell into the long, loving arms of the…

Boynton Beach Looking for Hipster Bank Robber

The Great Depression had Bonnie and Clyde. This not-quite-great depression of modern times has the gentleman to the right. Yup, a cheap knockoff. I think that’s a trilby he’s wearing, which would have looked better on Clyde Barrow, circa 1933.From the Boynton Beach Police:Boynton Beach Police and the FBI are…