Serial Cat Killer (Or Copycat) Strikes in Broward

It remains to be seen whether the serial cat killer grabbing airtime on local television news is the real thing or media-fueled hysteria. Now that a mutilated cat has turned up in Broward County, let’s try to be careful about conflating a serial feline killer with a serial human killer.Here’s…

[Updated] Students in Deerfield Flunk Looting 101

Monday marked the start of hurricane season in South Florida, but it seems a few youngsters in the region couldn’t wait for an actual hurricane to start the looting. BSO reports:Last night, at approximately 2:42 am, Deerfield Beach Deputies responded to Deerfield Beach Elementary in response to a silent alarm.Upon…

The Life and Times of One Plaxico A. Burress

[jump] That incident occurred on March 1 of this year, after Burress was pulled over in Pompano Beach. Sadly, Burress is accused of being rude to another police officer — this time a different Broward Sheriff’s deputy — when he was pulled over on the westbound side of I-595 less than…

Cobo-Cop: Will Governor Bust Broward Hospital Commish?

It’ll be weeks, at least, till we learn how Gov. Charlie Crist intends to respond to the politically explosive packet of material he received last week from the North Broward Hospital District. It’s the report of a former assistant U.S. Attorney retained by the North Broward Hospital District Board to…

At Coral Springs School, Diploma Costs $200 (Diploma Not Included)

For 15 years, Leslie Stanford from Columbus, Ohio, had been working. She owed that employment, in part, to a diploma she earned at a correspondence school in Coral Springs. She had paid the so-called Clarmont School $200 admission, performed whatever assignments it sent in return, and in exchange the Clarmont…

Smoke Break: Electronic Cigarette Maker Has Needle Story

Consider this a prequel to this morning’s post about the Boca business dealings of Howard Needle. That post begged the question: Where did Needle get the original electronic cigarette that proved such a valuable tool for luring an investor like Richard Gladstone? It’s a story that Ron MacDonald can tell…

Shooter of Coral Springs Cop Has Violent Past

On a holiday weekend for honoring those who would put themselves in harm’s way for the good of the nation, it’s a relief that Officer Paul Kempinski will survive his encounter with a man armed for war. The Coral Springs cop was wounded Saturday while chasing Yancy Polk, fleeing a…

Beaten by a Perfectly Groomed Handlebar Mustache

It’s the worst kind of brutality: swift, unforgiving, and ushered in by a waxed, turned, well-spun piece of man hair. If you didn’t see it last night, the Marlins lost to the Diamondbacks 4-3. And the winning pitcher only appeared in the seventh inning. It was also his first time…

Local Prostitute Talks About Craigslist Woes

It’s hard out here for the pimped. Last week, Craigslist announced the site would eliminate its “Erotic Services” section and replace it with an “Adult Services” category, which employees are said to monitor for illegal activity. The change comes after national media attention on Philip Markoff, the accused “Craigslist Killer,”…

Did Alleged Ponzi Schemer Dabble in Date Rape Drugs?

If federal indictments are to be believed, Michael Riolo is a first-class sleazebag. The Boca Raton man whose business was based in Coral Springs is accused of cheating more than 80 investors out of $44 million over the past ten years. But prospective investors didn’t have to wait till today’s…

How to Build a Rap Sheet With Legos

The Broward Sheriff’s Office has caught what it believes to be a serial toy bandit — a 34-year-old man who lives in South Miami-Dade and has allegedly confessed to some 300 thefts. His ingenious method? Altering the bar codes on toy packages. Here’s the description of his capture, courtesy BSO…

Feds Suspect Ex-Lauderdale Accountant Is One of the Madoff Eight

Frank Avellino is the business partner of Michael Bienes, the alleged philanthropist who according to New Times’ Bob Norman deserves to be scrutinized as an alleged co-conspirator in the government’s cases involving Bernard Madoff. And now it looks like Avellino, at least, is getting that scrutiny.A refresher, from Norman’s article:…

Robbery at Regal Cinemas

The Cypress Creek Cinemas 16 at the corner of Andrews and Cypress Creek in Fort Lauderdale was robbed yesterday morning. According to police, the culprit – a 5’5, 200-pound white guy – confronted the manager with a gun as he entered the theatre in the morning, rounded up and bound…

Icon-o-Clash: For Broward Health Commissioner, Good Pub Leads to Bad

North Broward Hospital District Commissioner Joseph Cobo may have exploited his public position in seeking favorable publicity, a private jet trip, and more generous terms for clients of his private consulting firm in their business dealings with the health care system, according to the investigative report released last week.Despite these…

Lauderadale Man Guilty of Memphis Murders May Now Face Local Inquiry

Former Fort Lauderdale resident Henry Lee Jones was convicted this week of a double murder in Memphis. Now the question remains whether Jones will be sent back to Florida to face murder charges in Broward County.Police have said they’re considering whether Jones might be responsible for the unsolved murder of…

Boca Madam So Far Escapes Media Horde

Somehow, an alleged madam to the stars has turned up in Boca, and the national media has largely ignored it. Michelle Braun is accused of running an online prostitution site that sold the services of porn stars and fashion models. Sounds like a story for Nancy Grace, right?Well, if you…

Boca Police Commit Facial Profiling

Man, it’s going to be a long day for gorgeous men like us, isn’t it? Seems the Boca Raton police are searching for an ATM thief whose distinguishing feature is that he’s “handsome.”Which makes me, at least, a suspect. Suddenly I’m scared to drive my car, much less walk down…

Broward Still Putting the “Ick!” in “Ethics” Reform

We’re supposed to be happy that public officials in Broward are getting a primer on ethics. U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta will pay a visit to the Broward County Commission to stage an ethics tutorial (You had better be taking actual notes, Ritter, not doodles or love letters to a certain…