Malcolm Glazer, Bucs Owner and Palm Beach Billionaire, Has Died

As corny as it sounds, Malcolm Glazer pretty much lived the American dream. He started working in his family’s watch company at 8 years old and eventually became the 400th richest person in the world, according to Forbes. He lived in Palm Beach and owned both the Tampa Bay Buccaneers…

Heat Lose Game 5 in the Most Insufferable Way

The Miami Heat fell 93-90 to the Indiana Pacers in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals match-up Wednesday night. Paul George had the game of his life, and the Pacers were able to muster a big performance to avoid elimination. Of course, it’s much easier to win a game…

New Lionfish Apps: Taylor Swift and Free T-Shirts

Yesterday, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission (FWC) released two apps related to lionfish — one to alert authorities when you’ve caught one of the suckers and another to alert you about how terrible these things are. Why? Because lionfish are bad. Obvs. The nonnative predators “negatively impact” Florida’s wildlife…

Eight Reasons Why Congress Offers the Worst Job in America

Imagine, in a moment of suspended disbelief, that your job pays 174 grand a year. And comes with a $1.3 million expense account. And a staff of 18 Ivy League yes-men whose sole duty is to bray loud and wide about the miracle that is you — when they’re not…

Maldonado Crossbow Double Murder-Suicide: The Real Story

The pain bit Jose Maldonado below the right ear, hot and searing. When the lanky, dark-haired Florida State University student snapped his eyes open, he was in the same Tallahassee motel room where he’d drifted to sleep earlier. But then, in the lead-colored hour before dawn this past December 3,…

The Ten Best Chris Bosh Moments

In case you missed it, Chris Bosh delivered some righteous nut punching on the Indiana Pacers on Monday as he helped the Heat take a commanding 3-1 series lead in the Eastern Conference Finals. Also in case you missed it, Bosh made it clear on the Dan LeBatard Show on…

Jamaican University Fires HIV Researcher for Defending Anti-Sodomy Law in Court

Although Belize is best-known as the birthplace of chewing gum, it’s really similar to Jamaica in a lot of ways. Both are English-speaking Caribbean countries that used to be British colonies. And even though Great Britain legalized homosexuality in 1967, both have anachronistically retained their former oppressor’s anti-sodomy laws. According…

Barack Obama Talks Up Peyton Robertson, Fort Lauderdale Kid Scientist

Barack Obama talked up a Pine Crest School student, 12-year-old Peyton Robertson, during a White House Science Fair on Tuesday. Peyton had impressed the president with his invention of a lightweight sandless sandbag that holds back flooding and rising seas during a storm. “When dry, my bags are really lightweight;…

82-Year-Old Tamarac Cyclist Killed in Collision With Van

Another day, another bicyclist is a victim of getting hit by a car. On Monday morning, Oscar Aleman, an 82-year-old father and grandfather of 19, was riding his bike on McNab Road and NW 70th Avenue when he collided with what police describe as a 2004 Chevrolet Express. Aleman was…

Spurs Look Better Than Miami Heat on Paper

Not to get ahead of ourselves, but after last night’s Heat thrashing of the Indiana Pacers, 102-90, we are looking ahead to the San Antonio Spurs (again) in the NBA Finals. Warning: The Spurs are really, really good. They top the Heat in most statistical categories, including NBA Finals appearances…

Chris Bosh Unleashes His Dino-Vengeance on the Pacers

Chris Bosh kicked the Pacers’ asses right through their faces. In what was his best performance against his bumpy history with Indiana, Bosh managed to come out with a molten-lava-hot shooting hand and buried the Pacers in the Heat’s 102-90 Game 4 victory. In the first three games of this…