The Florida Family Association is so worried the gays will gay up Disney World during their annual Gay Day and, in turn, naturally, turn your kids gay and other straight park guest will start having gross gay sex right on the spot, that they went out and spent a crapload…
A man got into a lover’s quarrel with his pregnant wife and, as things tend to go when couples argue, things got heated and people’s feelings were hurt. And by “things got heated,” we mean he bit his wife’s ass. And by “people’s feelings were hurt,” we mean her ass…
Thanks to the magical wonders of the internet, and people trolling it all the live-long day, Coral Springs resident, 60-year old fitness buff Joanna Rohrback, is now an instant star thanks to her wacky exercise video, Prancercise: A Fitness Workout. Prancercising Rohrback invented in 1989 while on the Hollywood Broadwalk…
With the summer less than a month away, the Lake Okeechobee Resort and Marina will be host to a festival commemorating and celebrating the solstice. But Pahokee residents, church members and pastors are outraged and beside themselves with angry grrr man those people! feelings because how dare they!? The Lake…
“The present day composer refuses to die!” – Edgar Varese, by way of Frank Zappa Quirky little Lake Worth’s irrepressible alternative community has a signature new meetup space, the product of do-it-yourself grit and off-the-grid thinking. In a ragamuffin industrial building in a faded immigrant neighborhood southeast of downtown, the…
It appears Ron Jeremy, already the homeliest man ever to disrobe and get paid for it, is also one of the most ill-informed. Yesterday, he told the Sun Sentinel, which did a story on Exxxotica months late, that Fort Lauderdale is “a conservative city.” To be fair, Ron Jeremy is…
After dropping Game 4 to the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday, the Heat found itself in a 2-2 tie in an Eastern Conference Finals that seemed to suffocate the life out of the world champs.Although the series was knotted up, it felt like Indiana was having its way with Miami, man-handling…
It’s not exactly like catching John Dillinger, but cops have reportedly nabbed an escaped prisoner with a long history of doing bad stuff.Martin County Sheriffs Office officers caught escaped prisoner Christopher Reyna Thursday afternoon after they stopped the Ford Crown Victoria he was riding in on U.S. 1 near Jensen…
Back in January, Denise McCoy was arrested for allegedly running a prostitution ring with another woman through Sara’s Entertainment escort service. Denise is married to Samuel McCoy, who happens to be a nine-year veteran of the Boca Raton Police Department. And due to his wife’s charges, McCoy, 31, has resigned…
The days of using your welfare card to make it rain on some fine ladies dancing on the pole, then getting yourself some booze, is now officially a thing of the past. Gov. Rick Scott signed bill HB 701 on Thursday, making the use of state-issued electronic benefits cards at…
A man is in a St. Petersburg jail after throwing a piece of concrete at a Hilton Bayfront hotel Wednesday morning. But cops failed to see the reason why he did this. ZOMBIES. And, as we all know from watching The Walking Dead, the best place to hide from the…
Hey kids. Want to work for the greatest basketball player on the planet? Well, now’s your chance. According to LeBron James’ website, LeBron James is looking for college interns. Specifically, for those interested in online content development and digital sports marketing. Also, for those interested in telling their jealous classmates…
Get ready for the most tragedy-turned-crazy-adorable story you’ll read all day! Following the devastating tornado that hit Oklahoma City last week, animal shelters from the area sent 80 pets in need of homes to the TriCounty Humane Society in Boca. The animals were brought to South Florida to make room…
Can Dennis Rodman be distilled to just ten soundbites? The answer is yes. But it’s a slow yes. For this week’s feature, Reinventing Rodman, I hung out with the NBA Hall of Fame member and condemned diplomat for a night of booze, cigars, sex talk, and drag queens. I can…
This is obviously why it takes three years to get through law school: the courts are whack as hell. Case in point, today’s decision coming out of the federal appeals court on whether Rick Scott can pee-test state employees for drug use. Following the announcement, both sides of the dispute…
Michael Colanero, founder of the Breast Cancer Awareness Body Painting Project, has had beef with Facebook since 2011. Colanero and his team of artists created a series of images featuring breast-cancer survivors — many of whom had been through mastectomies — topless, their chests painted elaborately with thick paint. Facebook…
On May 5, “a man who orchestrated a murder on Interstate 95 ‘pocket dialed’ 911 just before [a] fatal shooting,” the Broward Sheriff’s Office announced in a news release. “On a recorded line, Scott Simon can be heard telling someone else that he’s going to follow the victim home and…
Since 2006, attorney and courthouse muckraker William “Bill” Gelin has been shaking up the judiciary on his popular site JAA Blog. Whether sounding off about potential corruption and racism in the courthouse ruling class or even about its work habits, the 46-year-old Oakland Park attorney hasn’t held back his opinions…
For some people, a past stint in porn might be a career-wrecker. Not so for David Mech, who strutted his stuff on camera under the screen name Dave Pounder before becoming a math tutor. Earlier this month, the Boca Raton tutor’s history as a porn star made headlines after the…
Dennis Keith Rodman, grinning and crumpled in a cramped lawn chair, flicks a half-smoked Romeo y Julieta cigar and declares that if it were possible, he’d fuck the world. He’s drunk on Estonian vodka and plans to get drunker. He laughs maniacally, and his thoughts are scattershot: In a matter…
Its important to remember when you get onto a Disney World ride that you should secure your belongings. People have all sorts of objects fall out of their pockets on those bumpy rides. You know: Car keys, cell phones, Cobra .380-caliber semiautomatic hand cannons. That sort of stuff. One grandmother…
A 38-year-old Pace, Florida man was out camping at Keyser Landing and Webb Landing in Chumuckla with a group of teens, which isn’t shady in the least. The man allegedly got three of the female teens drunk, and then sexually assaulted them. He left no incriminating clues behind to tie…
