John Goodman’s Lawyers Want a New Trial

Polo mogul John Goodman’s lawyers want a new trial for their client, who was sentenced for DUI manslaughter, failure to render aid, and vehicular homicide after he ran a stop sign and killed 23-year-old Scott Wilson. The reason the lawyers are seeking a new trial: One of the jurors apparently…

Cops Give Sexual Assault Victims Pamphlets With Sex Line Number on Them

Apparently Lake County Sheriff’s deputies wanted to help victims of sexual assault and domestic violence by handing out fliers and pamphlets with an 800 number to call in case they needed to talk to someone. And that someone apparently is America’s hottest sex-talk hotline! “Welcome to America’s hottest talk line,”…

Miami Heat Winning Streak Ends at 27

Last night, the Chicago Bulls finally got revenge for the 1996 game in which a depleted Miami Heat team beat Michael Jordan’s 72-win team 113-104 by ending the 2013 Heat’s chase for the all-time NBA winning streak. With no Derrick Rose or Joakim Noah, the short-handed Bulls came out swinging…

Miami Herald‘s Weird History

It was a genial gathering. No punches thrown. No heavy drinking. Much gray hair. Hundreds of past and present Herald reporters, editors, and other folks gathered at last week’s goodbye gala to 1 Herald Plaza. In May, the paper is moving its operations to Doral. There were speeches by former…

Michael Lunt, South Broward High Teacher, Arrested For Having Sex With Student

South Broward High School teacher Michael James Lunt was arrested for allegedly having sex with one his female students back in December, according to the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. Lunt reportedly turned himself in Tuesday night at the Broward Sheriff’s Main Jail.The relationship appears to have been consensual.However, the student…

Crime-Fighting Sharks Help Cops Catch Alleged Stabbing Suspect

It turns out that the large schools of sharks that have invaded our beaches lately are more than just looking for food in the shallows of Palm Beach, Midtown Beach and Boca Raton beaches. Turns out, they’re crime-fighting sharks! See also: – Sharks Force Beach Closings in Palm Beach County…

Dennis Rodman Is Now Off to… Bulgaria??

For Dennis Rodman, there’s only location on this green planet that could possibly follow up North Korea, the Vatican, and New York City — and that’s Bulgaria. After a few quiet days with his daughter in South Florida, his spokesperson said, he’s landed in Bulgaria and will take the rest…

Rick Scott Chimes In on FAU “Jesus Stomping” Controversy

Good news, everyone! Gov. Rick Scott says he’s super-disappointed in Florida Atlantic University having a professor who had a “step on Jesus” exercise in his class that may or may not have gotten a student suspended. See also: – FAU Student Suspended for Not Stepping on Jesus – FAU Apologizes…

Florida Woman Steals Jewels, Gives World Greatest Mug Shot Ever

Apparently JCPenny department stores don’t pay enough to afford cars, because a woman who worked for them had to rob their jewelry to pay for her repossessed car. According to Boynton Beach police, 25-year-old Chelsey Adele Edwards stole thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry from the JCPenney department store she…

Broward County Declares Cold Weather Emergency

In case you haven’t noticed, the weather’s been kinda nutty lately. It’s hot, it’s cold, it’s hot, it’s cold again. OMG Florida is going through menopause! Well, it was a bit brisk this morning, and yes, you had your fun taunting your Northeastern friends with the fact that you find…