Paul Ryan was in Florida over the weekend and revealed that Obama has ruined space exploration, just like he’s ruined everything else. And so Ryan announced bold new changes that he and Mittington will implement to get NASA back on track — because America is the greatest nation in all…
It’s high-octane campaign season, and Democratic sheriff candidate Scott Israel is hammering the incumbent, Al Lamberti, for his and his underlings’ close association with convicted Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein. That’s only a little hypocritical, seeing as Rothstein firm money was directed toward Israel as well. But Israel is also criticizing…
Marco Rubio was apparently trying to get to Washington on Friday night for some official Senate business when his American Airlines flight was delayed. So, like most of us might do, Marco took to Twitter to voice his displeasure toward the airline. And by “voice his displeasure toward the airline,”…
If scientists could harness the power of a black hole and build a time machine, we could use it to go back in time to kill Hitler and cure AIDS while going forward in time and seeing who wins the next 40 World Series while also living in a Rick…
During his face-melting “47 percent” comments, Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Doghater Romney also said that if he were Latino, he would so win the presidency. Perhaps he wasn’t kidding. Romney appeared on Univision on Wednesday night to try to sway the Latino vote his way (which, according to the latest…
Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Romney ain’t doing too hot with Jewish voters. That’s according to a new poll from the American Jewish Committee. The poll, which surveyed 254 registered Jewish voters in Florida between September 7 and 9, says President Obama leads Romney by 44 points in Florida. As for…
As we mentioned yesterday, Mittington Mittbot’s crack team went into damage control over his now infamous “47 percent” remarks by not only releasing a 14-year-old tape that apparently shows Barack Obama wearing a Che T-shirt and saying that the government should send everyone a check for $1 million talking about…
People living in Delray might have received a mailer about Democrat Sen. Maria Sachs contributing to George W. Bush “more than once” and being in cahoots with Katherine Harris in disenfranchising voters. The mailers, from a group called Progressives, are intended to sound as if a liberal organization is warning…
As we’ve recently pointed out, Rick Scott’s been going around bragging about how unemployment numbers have gone down while he’s been in office.Of course, what he hasn’t mentioned is that the numbers are deceiving since the reason they are down is because people have flat out given up looking for…
The GOP is in full AH CRAP THE CAMPAIGN IS ON FIRE! FIX IT! FIX! OHHH THE HUMANITY!! mode and is sending in their golden boy to right the ship.No, not that golden boy. This one! Your very own Sen. Marco Rubio is heading a conference call today at 4…
Congratulations, Florida. You probably maybe almost for sure destroyed Mitt Romney’s hopes and dreams to become president of Don’tTreadOnMeLand. As we pointed about yesterday, RoboRomney set his pants on fire with his “47 percent” comments at a fundraiser right here in Boca. And since then, things have been blowing up…
President Obama went on Letterman last night and addressed Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” comments for the first time publicly.David Letterman broke the ice by asking Obama how much he weighed, then commented on how the two weigh the same but how the president looks better. When Obama said Letterman looks…
Remember those remarks that one Willard Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Romney made at a fundraiser that broke the internet yesterday? The one where he basically took a dump on the majority of Americans and called you a bunch of freeloadin’ entitled pieces of worm-ridden filth? Well, turns out those remarks were…
It seems like Mittington Romnom RoboRomney has officially set his pants on fire. In a video leaked to Mother Jones, Mitt Romney describes Obama’s supporters as people “who believe that they are victims,” are “dependent on the government,” and “who pay no income tax.” You think you deserve help? You…
A few weeks ago, we wrote about Rick Scott’s suddenly realizing that the FCAT was bad (mostly because his approval numbers were taking a bit of a tumble). Gov. McCreepypants released an ad that said he was listening to parents and teachers and that, as a result of all that…
Master marathon runner Paul Ryan was in Tampa over the weekend where he jumped in on the President Obama Terrorist Coddling Weakness Apologizing Paloozafest 2012. “If we project weakness, they come,” Ryan said of those who would attack the United States. “If we are strong, our adversaries will not test…
Joining the likes of other people down in recent polls like Mittington Romnom, Allen West: COMMIE HUNTER and people who have become wholly irrelevant like Sarah Palin, Florida Rep. Connie Mack has jumped into the fray of yelling loud things at the president about Libya and terrorist coddling and stuff.Because…
Florida is a swing state. Even robots are aware of this. So, Mitt Romney will be hitting up Florida next week for four different major fund-raising events within a 24-hour period on each coast. (He’ll be fine. He has his own plane). On the heelsof his Libya comments and recent…
The Bill Nelson-Connie Mack race is pretty much America’s most closely watched Senate race. And now incumbent Nelson — the Democrat — and Mack — the Republican — have agreed to the only confirmed statewide televised debate on October 17. The showdown will take place at Nova Southeastern University in…
See also: Allen West Blames Obama For Libya AttackDuring his RNC speech, Mitt Romney mentioned Afghanistan like none times. But today, following the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi and at the embassy in Cairo, where U.S. diplomats were killed, Romney decided it was a good time to get…
Democrats hate freedom and love terrorists! You wanna do it up like a real ‘Merican? Do what Republicans do: Call for boycotting a small business. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! Scott Van Duzer, the Fort Pierce owner of Big Apple Pizza & Pasta Restaurant, who recently gained fame for bear-hugging President Obama,…
Remember when Charlie Crist used to be a Republican? Well Charlie Crist does. And he thinks it used to be pretty great. And then Barack Obama went and hugged him and got his government take over stank all over Crist and ruined a perfectly good Republican. Because of this treachery,…
