FAU to Women: Hey Broads, Deal with Budget Cuts!

FAU administrators, looking to cut costs during a tight budget year, have apparently decided to shut down the university’s Women’s Studies Center and related master’s degree program. The affected women did not take the news lightly. In a petition currently making the rounds, supporters assert that shutting down these programs…

Will Seiler Be Slimed?

I got a robo-call yesterday afternoon from Jack Seiler’s mayoral campaign instructing me to please ignore an 11th hour smear, or something like that. (I was driving when the call came so I couldn’t jot notes.)Seiler’s clearly the frontrunner, and so he’s smart to keep his guard up, I suppose…

Boca Firm’s Spin Job is a Riot

Remember when I told you that a riot at the Pecos, Texas prison run by a Boca Raton company, had ended with a “positive outcome”? I was wrong. That’s what I get for relying on the guarantees of the Geo Group, which probably should have delayed claiming victory until after…

Lobbyists a Wedge Issue in Hollywood

Maybe Hollywood Commissioner Beam Furr is right that an ordinance to ban private commissioner meetings with lobbyists is “unconstitutional.” But it’s still a shrewd move by Mayor Peter Bober and Commissioner Heidi O’Sheehan to champion the legislation. Or rather, to force their less savory colleagues to effectively vote for lobbyists…

Wasserman Schultz Pushing for Delay in Digital TV Switch

Starting February 18, television signals are scheduled switch to digital, meaning that people with analog televisions (read: the elderly) who don’t have converter boxes would lose their signal. But today the U.S. House of Representatives voted to push conversion back to June. President Obama is expected to sign that bill…

New Florida House Speaker: How Conservative Is He?

How conservative is Larry Cretul, the new speaker of the Florida House? So conservative that he once coerced an abortion provider into committing a crime. It all started back in 1997, when Cretul was a commissioner in Marion County. An abortion doctor, Dr. James Scott Pendergraft, was threatening to open…

Crist Gives Tepid Denial to Senate Rumors

The governor says it’s “more than likely” he will run for reelection as governor rather than seeking the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Sen. Mel Martinez, as has been rumored. Weak, Charlie! You’ve left yourself acres of wiggle room. And the attempt at changing the subject to your chat…

Sen. Mel Martinez’s Current Status: Stimulated

No. Sen. Mel Martinez says he won’t leave his post early, and he’s too busy to deal with your scurrilous rumors, Media. He is whipping up an economic stimulus plan that will rescue the nation from economic despair, thank you very much.It will be a smashing success and Republicans and…

No Drama in Hollywood

After the hero vanquishes the villain, it’s usually our cue to leave the theater. And so it is with Hollywood politics. Peter Bober (right), the fresh-faced, sweet-talking protagonist who in lieu of a Bat-mobile drove a Segway, toppled the tyrannical regime of Mara Giulianti a year ago. Say what you…

Down Goes Sansom

House Speaker Ray Sansom stepped down today. He’s the one who lobbied to win state funds for a college, which then gave him a $110,000 job — a chain of events that Sansom would have us believe were unrelated. Sansom has said he “welcomed” an investigation, which is good, because…

Grand Old Puny: Republicans Feeling Blue

Not that it matters for another 22 months, but a recent in-depth state-by-state analysis of party affiliation by Gallup says Florida “leans Democrat.” The study included more than 18,000 interviews with Floridians and ultimately says that since 2002, the country has gone from mostly Republican to mostly Democrat. In fact, according…

This Blog Will Now Save Broward Schools a Few Million Bucks

Today’s Herald quotes Broward school officials who say that in this year’s budget talks, “everything is on the table.” That might mean fewer high school sporting events or no more bus rides to magnet schools. Or even cutting one class out of the students’ daily schedule. Desperate measures for desperate…

Fox News Piles on Rynerson

I will venture a guess that Jack Seiler, Dean Trantalis, and Steve Rossi all have some familiarity with porn. The difference between those three candidates and the fourth candidate for Fort Lauderdale mayor is a paper trail: Earl Rynerson’s credit card statements contain charges that can be traced back to…

Create Green Jobs? Can We Save ‘Em First?

Last August, when the presidential race was a toss-up and the the stock market was not yet gyrating, Barack Obama’s campaign released this paper, which promised that as president he would create five million “green jobs.”Not many, it seemed, would be in the recycling industry. The word “recycle” doesn’t even…

Oh, hey. Dr. Marion Thorpe Also Is Running for Senate

Yep, while nobody (except maybe the unsleeping eye of Anthony Man) was watching, Dr. Marion Thorpe announced that he would be proud to serve Florida in the U.S. Senate. That declaration didn’t make much of a splash. Hell, the Quinniapac poll released last week didn’t even bother factoring Thorpe, the…

God Hates Fags Frauds

Correction: On Friday, we published an article in this spot about the Westboro Baptist Church’s protest of the Rising Action Theatre’s show, The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told. The post incorrectly reported that the church began its protest after receiving a letter from David Goldyn of the Rising Action Theatre…

State Republican Does Not Want A Billion Dollars

Rep. Anitere Flores should be grateful that only dorks like me watch Issues, the Sunday political program on our local public television station WPBT. I can’t imagine she’d have wanted her constituents in Kendall / University Park / Westwood Lakes to watch her appearance this past Sunday.Here’s a link to…

If There’s a Conspiracy, Florida Journalist’s in on It

No television cameras bore witness to President Barack Obama’s second oath of office — just a single photographer who snapped the shot above, of two people who vaguely resemble Obama and Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, their right hands raised and looking all oath-y. Or… it really happened. Yes,…

Mini-Reporter: Barack Obama Could Not Be Reached for Comment

Does this kid look like an assassin to you? Damon Weaver, the Canal Point Elementary fifth-grader who trekked to Washington, D.C., in hopes of getting some inauguration day face time with the new pres, got stuck at a security checkpoint and didn’t even get to see Barack Obama’s historic speech.Well,…

Local Lebanese-American Tells Fellow Arabs to Let Money Do the Talking

Ali Elhajj, a 35-year-old software engineer who lives in Weston, grew up Muslim in Lebanon. Eight years ago, he converted to Christianity. He found peace in his new religion, but he was also alarmed by how American Christians spoke of circumstances in Palestine. “I find that the American church does not understand what is going on…