“C’mon, boi! One and tree! One and tree! C’mon, boi! C’mon, boi!” The heavyset Jamaican man in the yellow button-down shirt and khaki shorts threw a clenched fist in the air and shouted at the clutter of steeds galloping down the stretch in a cloud of sunburnt mahogany. Another man,…
For the last four years it hasn’t even been an argument. LeBron James (sigh) was the best athlete in South Florida. But now that the dirty liar/coward he’s gone, things get interesting (read: less good) again. For example, this potential conversation could happen at any South Florida bar tonight. Dude:…
The Miami Marlins fell victim to the ridiculous and obscure Rule 7.13, dropping a 3-1 game to the Reds the Fish should have won. With the bases loaded and one out, Cincinnati’s Todd Frazier pelted a hit right at Giancarlo Stanton in right field for the out. Stanton then threw…
It’s in the very infantile stages. That is to say, it’s just an idea that’s come up. But the Fort Lauderdale organization Envision Uptown is working on a seedling of an idea to convince David Beckham to bring his MLS club to Lockhart Stadium. It’s bold as it is brash,…
Pat Riley ain’t got time to bleed. Asked by reporters on Wednesday if he was hurt by LeBron James’ departure for Cleveland, Riley answered, “I don’t hurt.” But it would seem that Riley didn’t see it coming. While meeting with the press as the Miami Heat officially re-signed Chris Bosh,…
Nothing brings an entire fan base together quite like LeBron James abandoning your team. And that’s been more evident this offseason as Heat fans have rallied around Dwyane Wade and his magical #HeatLifer hashtag. Wade put the hashtag out there when he announced his return to the Heat, breathing hope…
Miami-Dade has given David Beckham a hard time in finding a place for his new soccer stadium. So now the rumblings have begun: He and his investors are considering Broward County. Some say it’s an empty threat made only to pressure Miami. But before anyone scoffs at the idea of…
Last week, the victims of an alleged assault that took place at Cameo nightclub said they planned to file a lawsuit against Miami Dolphins player Mike Pouncey and his brother Maurkice for their role in the incident. While it’s unclear where the potential lawsuit stands now — messages for representatives…
Earlier this week, a listener to the Zaslow and Joy morning show on the Ticket Miami submitted a remake of the popular song by Magic! called “Rude.” See also: Joy Taylor: South Florida’s Female Sports Radio Host The listener — who goes by @itsleooo on Twitter and Wolf Coat on…
Ever since LeBron James left, shit has been weird in South Florida. The mood, at first, was grateful and appreciative. That was nice. Necessary, even. Then we got defiant, and Cocky Heat Fan returned, celebrating in a loud way the return of a roster that we didn’t like a whole…
A man with two knots on his forehead and a chipped tooth spoke to the media on Tuesday evening about filing, along with two other people, a lawsuit against Miami Dolphins center Mike Pouncey and his twin brother, Maurkice. On Saturday, New Times broke the story of Riquan James, 24,…
Dwyane Wade is officially back with the Miami Heat, and he decided to make the announcement in the coolest way possible. Heat fans are still mostly livid over LeBron James’ departure. Especially with the way he did it — via an article in Sports Illustrated that never mentions Heat fans,…
Oh, Giancarlo. That power. Last night, the rest of baseball-watching America figured out what we already knew: Giancarlo Stanton is pretty much the strongest dude in the sport. So what if our beloved fauxhawk-wearing monster didn’t win the Home Run Derby — that honor would go to Yoenis Cespedes, the…
The Miami Heat had a rough weekend, what with LeBron James deciding to fly the proverbial escape pod back to Cleveland, where he’ll try to win titles for a guy who once very publicly called him a coward. But something happened when all the dust settled. The Heat was still…
A man says Dolphins center Mike Pouncey and his brother Maurkice assaulted him at Cameo Nightclub in Miami Beach last night, where the often-troubled Dolphins center and his twin behemoth brother were holding their annual birthday bash. UPDATE 2: Here’s our Monday morning update on the investigation, including the incident…
LeBron James has told Sports Illustrated that he’s going back to play for the Cleveland Cavaliers. In a letter dictated to SI’s Lee Jenkins, LeBron says that he’s going back home, and decided not to have a press conference in order to better explain himself…
So, turns out, according to ESPN, that the reason the entire basketball world is still being held hostage by LeBron James’ indecision is over Cavs owner Dan Gilbert’s infamous 2010 comic sans letter where he publicly blasted James. In the letter, Gilbert called LeBron’s choice to freely sign with another…
We’re officially at DEFCON HOLY CRAP with the LeBron James Decision 2.0. As he is set to meet with Heat team President Pat Riley in Las Vegas Wednesday afternoon, comes news that the Cleveland Cavaliers dealt away a big contract to make salary cap space for LeBron. This either means…
Some backstory: Michael Irvin, former Miami Hurricane legend and ESPN NFL analyst, is tight with Cleveland Browns receiver Josh Gordon. The young wideout has had a history of substance abuse troubles with marijuana, and he’s facing a potential yearlong ban for multiple failed tests. Cris Carter, a former Minnesota Vikings…
Ok, so this is just adding crazy to all the other crazy. As LeBron James holds the NBA hostage with what his decision will be, news has begun to swirl that the reason fellow-free agent prize Carmelo Anthony has been slow to decide where he’s going is because he’s hoping…
And just like that, Miami Heat free agency has gone plaid. ESPN’s Chris Broussard is reporting that the Houston Rockets have offered Chris Bosh a max deal for 4 years, $96 million. In addition to that, Broussard says Bosh is considering the offer after supposedly having had a conversation with…
When last we checked on the LeBron James, Miami Heat free agency situation, were were in a things are kind of all over the place scenario. So now the update: The things are kind of all over the place scenario has gone ludicrous speed. Over the weekend, things went nuts…
