Miami Heat Storms Back Against Spurs in Epic Game 6 Comeback

Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds away from having their hearts ripped out of their chests and their souls condemned to a weary and…

Dwyane Wade Explodes on the Spurs as Heat Ties Series 2-2

Remember when Dwyane Wade was a liability to the Heat in these Finals and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft. Wade dropped his pants, and then he dropped 32 points in Miami’s 109-93 Game 4 beatdown of the San Antonio Spurs to even the series…

Spurs’ Three-Point Barrage Devastates Heat in Game 3

The Miami Heat entered San Antonio for Game 3 looking to build on its Game 2 19-point blowout win and take a 2-1 series lead. Instead, the Heat was routed 133-77, destroyed by a barrage of three-pointers from the Spurs that never seemed to end. Every time you looked, the…

Eight Reasons San Antonio Is the Worst Place Ever

So last night didn’t exactly go as planned. Thanks to some Globetrotter gymnastics on the part of Tony Parker, San Antonio took the lead in the NBA finals 1-0. Something certainly kick-started the old-ass Spurs on the court. It might have just been the fact that they were playing for…

Miami Heat Chokes Away Game One Against Spurs

The Miami Heat were off to a fast start in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. From the tip-off, they controlled the tempo, played strong defense, and actually hit open J’s. And then the fourth quarter happened. And the Heat suddenly morphed into a bunch of assholes in sneakers. And…

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Makes $5.9 Million Bet on Heat To Win Tonight

Floyd Mayweather Jr. ain’t care. The boxer — who is known for laying down huge wagers on crazy shit — has reportedly plunked down $5.9 Million dollars on tonight’s Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers. And you’re struggling to stay cool because…

LeBron James Scorches Pacers as Heat Takes Game 5

After dropping Game 4 to the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday, the Heat found itself in a 2-2 tie in an Eastern Conference Finals that seemed to suffocate the life out of the world champs.Although the series was knotted up, it felt like Indiana was having its way with Miami, man-handling…

LeBron James Is Looking For Some Interns

Hey kids. Want to work for the greatest basketball player on the planet? Well, now’s your chance. According to LeBron James’ website, LeBron James is looking for college interns. Specifically, for those interested in online content development and digital sports marketing. Also, for those interested in telling their jealous classmates…

Miami Heat Drop Game 4 to Pacers As Series Heads Back to Miami 2-2

Thanks mostly to the Heat’s role players shooting the basketball like it was a bag of piss, some putrid rebounding, strong play from the Pacers’ Roy Hibbert, and a crapload of atrocious officiating from the referees, your 2013 Eastern Conference Finals is all knotted up at 2-2. After cracking the…

Ten Reasons Why Indianapolis Is Terrible

Don’t count Indy down and out just yet. They have an annoying knack for squeaking out Ws, which is exactly what they’ll have to do tonight if they don’t want to put any chance at the Finals in the rearview mirror. So today, on the day of make-or-break home court…

Miami Won’t Be Hosting Super Bowl L

The Dolphins brain trust failed to get government funding to help renovate Sun Life Stadium. But that didn’t stop them from bringing it hard to the hoop to get the NFL to let them host what will be a milestone game — Super Bowl L (or, Super Bowl 50, for…