Marlins Outfielder Mike Stanton No Longer Mike Stanton

The man in right field for the Miami Marlins has “Stanton” written on the back of his jersey, but the name on his baseball cards will be changing, according to the Associated Press.The Home Run Artist Formerly Known as Mike Stanton would like it to be known that he wishes…

Bill Clinton — Not Exactly a Big Fan of the Florida Panthers

The New York Rangers haven’t been a hip hockey team since Bill Clinton was president.That said, his appearance last night at Madison Square Garden to watch the Rangers take on the Florida Panthers actually makes sense.The Rangers are on a hot streak right now, and beating the Panthers last night…

Allen West: The Indianapolis Colts Are 0-12 Because Life Isn’t Fair

Rep. Allen West is still talking about President Obama’s speech in Kansas last week, this time explaining that reputable institutions such as the NFL are based on the “American principle of equal opportunity,” not the president’s idea of “fairness.”Apparently, if Obama were the NFL commissioner, West thinks that Obama might…

Carl Pelini Named New Head Coach of FAU Football

Carl Pelini — the former defensive coordinator and defensive line coach at Nebraska — is officially the new head coach of the Florida Atlantic University Owls.Replacing the retiring Howard Schnellenberger, Pelini signed a five-year contract that starts with a $450,000 base salary.Pelini becomes the second coach in the history of…

FIU Football Fans Trolling the Golden Panthers’ Home Games

If you happened to attend Florida International University’s loss to Duke over the weekend at FIU Stadium, you may have noticed some signs of the Dos Equis guy with a panther head, a few poorly drawn faces, and a Chuck Testa reference up on the Jumbotron.There’s an explanation for that…

Florida Panthers Draftee Rocco Grimaldi Not a Big Fan of Boobies

Rocco Grimaldi, drafted 33rd in this year’s NHL draft by the Florida Panthers, loves Jesus — there’s no doubt about that.As far as boobies go, Grimaldi would prefer the ladies keep those bad boys covered up. And he’s expressing his grievances on Twitter.Whereas Florida Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison uses Twitter…

Florida Gators Accused of “Cheating” to Block Punts

The University of Florida Gators are going to Lexington this weekend to face off against the Kentucky Wildcats, and after the Gators blocked three punts in two previous games against the Wildcats, people in Kentucky are bitching bringing up the point that UF may be “cheating” to block punts.To clarify,…