Jack McKeon Making a Comeback as Marlins Skipper

Trader Jack is back.Jack McKeon, manager of the 2003 Florida Marlins World Series-winning club, is taking back his old post at the age of 80.Edwin Rodríguez called it quits on the Fish, who have lost 11 straight amid a 1-19 record in June and a 32-41 record on the season…

A Vocabulary Lesson in Honor of LeBron James’ Defeat

​Maverick (noun): An independent individual who does not go along with a group or party.Cavalier (noun): A gentleman trained in arms and horsemanship. Hubris (noun): Exaggerated pride or self-confidence, e.g. LeBron James. Not to belabor the point, but last night’s loss for the Heat proved one more thing. South Floridians…

How a LeBron Hater Learned to Stop Loathing the Miami Heat

Let’s get one thing clear: I’m still angry with LeBron James. I think he’s arrogant, immature, and full of an inflated sense of importance that was, ironically, fed by years of hero worship in his hometown of Cleveland. His decision to use a nationally televised ESPN special to snub that…

Goodbye, Miami Caliente

The Miami Caliente, South Florida’s own lingerie football team, is no more. One of the ten inaugural teams in the league formed two years ago, the Caliente made it to the playoffs in 2010 with one of the best offenses in the league, losing in the conference finals to the…

Beach Boys Play Volleyball With Christian College Girls From PBAU

Amid the sunshine and glittering surf of a Sunday afternoon on Lake Worth beach, the scene was hard to miss. A cluster of tanned, leggy college girls in short, tight shorts chased a volleyball around the net with a rumpled-looking group of guys in sweaty T-shirts. Occasionally, they were interrupted…

New York Times Blasts Heat Fans for Mojitos and Empty Seats

What’s the problem, Miami Heat fans? Are you too busy sipping mojitos and grazing on patatas bravas to get your butts in the seats on time? Is it the economy? Do you secretly hate LeBron James as much as the rest of the country does?These are the allegations lobbed at…

Chad Pennington Featured in Tom Brady ESPN Documentary

This week ESPN is airing a documentary about Tom Brady, or more specifically, about the six quarterbacks who were taken before him in the 2000 draft. The movie, “The Brady 6,” chronicles the careers (or lack thereof) of the men scouts thought at the time would be better than Brady,…

Dennis Rodman Meets President George H. W. Bush

If you haven’t seen it yet, this photo is beginning to make its way around the internets, mostly because it is such a bizarre pairing. Taken at the Final Four in Houston this weekend, yes, that’s the former president there on the left. And shaking his hand old-school badass style,…

LeBron James’ Face Plastered Around Miami Boys and Girls Club

The Decision ESPN special that heralded LeBron James’ move from Cleveland to Miami last summer highlighted two sides of the NBA superstar: his ego, and his generosity.Although it inspired ridicule and resentment in many longtime fans, the one-hour show also raised $3 million for charity, according to USA Today. So…

Chad Pennington Tears His ACL Playing Basketball

Chad Pennington, the two-time NFL Comeback Player of the Year, would surely make a third run at the award if he returned to the field next season. But that doesn’t seem likely now. The former Dolphins quarterback, and current free agent, tore his ACL while playing a game of pickup…

Video: John Wall Sucker-Punches Zydrunas Ilgauskas

 Zydrunas Ilgauskas — the seven-foot-three statue known as “Big Z” — can’t help that he’s the giant European white guy on one of the most flashy, interesting, talked-about NBA teams of all time. It makes him an easy target. (And trying to rent out his digs in the middle of…

King LeBron James Gets Trounced by Cleveland Cavaliers

So this is what karma looks like.Last night, LeBron James arrived at the Quicken Loans arena in Cleveland wearing a T-shirt that said “Long Live the King.” That kind of hubris doesn’t go over well in the Paris of the Rust Belt. Especially not when you are the fallen hometown…

Human Smuggling for the Sake of… Basketball?

Miami New Times’ feature this week starts with a riveting scene from a high school basketball game three years ago.Rick Medvin, head coach for the Fort Lauderdale Christian High boys’ basketball team, stands on a court in Fort Lauderdale and watches as the opposing team walks out.That team came from…

Chad Henne Found in Bahamas Dancing With Fake Boobs

Dolphins fans haven’t seen moves like this from Chad Henne since… yeah, never. Nor is he usually that calm under pressure. Yes, NFL players are currently locked out, and even if that weren’t the case, Henne’s job would be in jeopardy. But the robotic one was spotted this week in…