Five Reasons Everyone Should Hate the Cleveland Browns

You might be sitting there thinking Why would I hate the Cleveland Browns?, and for that, I don’t blame you; they are rather anonymous in their sucking. They lurk in the shadows with their suck, winning three-to-five games every season, gobble up top draft picks, then pass them through their…

Why Can’t We Legally Bet on the NFL?

The National Football League is incredibly popular, but TV viewership could grow by almost another 50 percent if the federal government would just make one minor tweak, the American Gaming Association says. That tweak? Allow sports gambling. Think about it: How often would you turn off that Dolphins game in…

Five Reasons Everyone Should Hate the New England Patriots

Everyone hates the New England Patriots. If you put a group of Dolphins, Jets, and Bills fans into an empty room with only a keg of Natural Ice, pizza, and a TV playing Patriots lowlights on a continuous loop, they would come out the next morning best friends, and probably…

Five Reasons Everyone Should Hate the Seattle Seahawks

Each week New Times will provide Miami Dolphins fans will an in-depth look at the reasons why they should hate that current week’s opponent. We like to call it our  ‘Haters Guide’. Stay hateful, my friends.  The Miami Dolphins travel all the way across the damn continent to face the…

Five Things We Learned About the Miami Dolphins This Preseason

With last night’s preseason finale in the books (a ho-hum loss to the Tennessee Titans BTW) , fake games are officially in the rear-view mirror. Now, Dolphins fans can set a countdown clock that ends in the kickoff of a ball that matters. Like pumpkin lattes and beer, Dolphins football…

This Season’s Five Most Important Miami Dolphins

Not only are the Miami Dolphins in the thick of training camp, but their first preseason game is just over a week away; life comes at you fast. After another off-season, there’s a new coaching staff and new roster/ You can’t quite call them the new-look Miami Dolphins —- the…

Twelve South Florida Olympians to Watch in Rio

The Rio Olympics start this Friday, and South Florida is well represented, with a dozen athletes who call Broward or Palm Beach home. Need help picking someone to root for? Or just some fun facts to make you look smart at parties? Here’re the folks who call our piece of…

South Florida Special Olympic Skier Trains for 2017 World Games

Every Sunday morning, as the sun climbs over South Florida and temperatures rise toward 90 degrees, Michelle Canazaro laces up her snow boots, straps on her skis, and heads to the beach. Canazaro is a Special Olympic athlete from Fort Lauderdale training to compete in alpine skiing in the 2017…

Six Most Fascinating Facts About New Dolphins Running Back Arian Foster

Meet Arian Foster, your newest Miami Dolphin. If you pay any attention whatsoever to football, chances are you’re quite familiar with the Dolphins newly inked  four-time Pro Bowl running back. In his seven years with the Houston Texans, Foster rushed for 6,472 yards, 54 scores, and probably at some point won you…

Why Isn’t South Florida Producing More NBA Players?

Pat Riley may have to start rethinking his free agency strategy; maybe he should scout hospitals for the tallest newborns, and recruit their parents. Since LeBron James abruptly left the Miami Heat two summers ago to join the Cleveland Cavaliers a new trend has been birthed among his NBA counterparts; star…

We Assess the State of South Florida’s Sports Teams

That sound you heard wasn’t thunder; it was the sound of you realizing South Florida sports have officially entered a dead period. While the Miami Heat technically were finished on the court weeks ago, Heat fans have managed to distract themselves by following the dramatic NBA Finals between LeBron James…

No, the Marlins Should Not Bench Giancarlo Stanton

Now that the NBA Finals are just about over, lets check in on the Marli…OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO STANTON?! Partially because the team has managed to tread water, and mostly because most of you don’t care about the Miami Marlins, Giancarlo Stanton’s horrific slump has flown more under…