Mario Chalmers was a knucklehead, but he was our knucklehead. We’ll miss you, Rio. Emotions were all over the place yesterday once news dropped Tuesday afternoon that the Miami Heat had traded seven-year-veteran-Heater-guard Mario Chalmers and James Ennis to the Memphis Grizzlies. Heat fans had developed a love-hate relationship with…
Well, it was fun while it lasted. The Dan Campbell Kool-aid doesn’t exactly taste the same as it did a month ago, for good reason: the recipe changed. The opposition got better, and the Dolphins’ health got worse, and as a result, the team has plummeted back to where they…
Well, the good news is: you’re used to this at this point. Fifty percent of the NFL season is left and the only thing Dolphins fans have to look forward to on Sunday is waiting to see when Ndamukong Suh finally loses his mind and chases the quarterback with a…
The first week of the Miami Heat season is now complete, so we now have an idea of what kind of team we’re working with. Between better health, and better players, the Heat are already looking light-years better than they did when they last left us. Jumping to conclusions based…
It’s November, but the Miami Marlins have still found a way to disappoint you. This time, though, you likely played a part in their terrible performance. According to a new study, the Marlins, and their fans, leave the smallest social media footprint of any team in the league. Of the…
The Miami Heat started Sunday night’s game against the Houston Rockets looking like a bucket of urine cakes. They were listless, lethargic, and their offense was stuck in the mud. While Houston came out guns blazing, hitting threes and attacking the Heat with a frenetic defense, Miami went 0-for-9 on…
The worst thing about Thursday night’s 36-7 massacre at the hands of the New England Patriots was losing Pro Bowl defensive end Cameron Wake to an injury. And now things have gone from bad to pitch-dark bleak, as it’s being reported by ESPN’s Adam Schefter that Wake has suffered a…
The Miami Heat played their first game of the season Wednesday night, taking down the Charlotte Hornets 104-94 in a game that featured the happy return of Chris Bosh, the starting-five of Bosh, Goran Dragic, Dwyane Wade, Luol Deng, and Hassan Whiteside finally playing together, and the return of Josh…
The Miami Heat kick off their 2015-16 season tonight and we’re so excited our nipples can cut through diamonds. It’s an exciting time to be a Heat fan. Pat Riley has assembled a helluva squad that’s primed and ready to challenge former teammate LeBron James and his Cleveland Cavaliers for…
Whoa what a time to be alive! The Miami Dolphins came out on Sunday, ripped JJ Watt’s arm out of its socket, and proceeded to beat the crap out of the entire Houston Texans franchise over and over with it. The end result was a 44-26 massacre and the Dolphins…
The Houston Texans are visiting the Miami Dolphins this weekend for a Week 7 showdown at Sun Life Stadium. But at least one player, former University of Miami star defensive tackle and current Texan, will be playing with a heavy heart following the shooting death of Corey Jones. Wilfork, who…
Former Miami Heat forward Lamar Odom has reportedly awoken from his coma and checked out from the Las Vegas hospital he had been in since being found unresponsive at a Nevada-area brothel. According to multiple reports, Odom came out of his coma over the weekend, and has moved to a…
Well, it appears that Dan Campbell has scared the suck right out of the Dolphins. After a sluggish start to the season that saw Miami eek out one win in four tries, the Campbell Era took off like a phoenix rising from the ashes and then grabbing a bazooka and…
On a night where the Miami Heat played their annual Red, White & Pink inter-squad scrimmage, thoughts and hearts were heavy as former Heat forward Lamar Odom remains in a coma at a Las Vegas hospital. The game, which is held every year to raise money and awareness for breast…
Former Miami Heat forward and fan-favorite Lamar Odom was rushed to a Las Vegas hospital Tuesday after he was found unconscious at a Nevada-area brothel. According to an initial report by TMZ, Odom, 35, was found unresponsive by a woman at the Love Ranch South, a legal brothel located in Pahrump, Nevada…
The Miami Dolphins have themselves a new head coach. At least on an interim basis. But, so far, it’s been nothing but positive reviews for Dan Campbell, who took over the team for the recently fired Joe Philbin. Of course, the majority of that praise is based off of one…
Another week has come and gone and the Miami Dolphins are still a gigantic cesspool of a franchise. Following yet another embracing loss, this time to the New York Jets on Sunday, everyone is clamoring for head coach Joe Philbin to be canned. New Times did this last week, because…
After last week’s demolishing at the hands of the Buffalo Bills, we wrote that the Dolphins should clean house and fire everyone on the coaching staff and front office. We still hold to that. Some agreed, while others have argued that the season is still very early and that the…
On Monday, we posited the idea that the Miami Dolphins need to fire their entire staff, from front office to all the coaches, and start over. And we stand by this. On Wednesday, our sister paper Miami New Times said that the team should fire head coach Joe Philbin and…
Whoa man were we colossally wrong about that one. Most of us were. Most bought into this season being different. That the Dolphins were ready to turn the corner. That they added enough talent, including an all-world defensive tackle, and a dynamic rookie wide receiver, and that their quarterback was…
It’s Week 3 of the NFL season and so far the Miami Dolphins have managed to only Dolphin their way into a 1-1 record, after struggling to beat the crappy Washington Redskins and losing to the arguably crappier Jacksonville Jaguars. Now is when things start to get interesting. And by…
Ndamukong Suh has gone rogue, maybe. The Miami Dolphins suffered an embarrassing 23-20 defeat to the usually inept Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. And while losses like that seem to magnify the larger issues going on with a team (and there are plenty with the Dolphins), perhaps no issue was more…
