The Miami Marlins refuse to stop letting their fans down in the most egregious ways imaginable. The Fish — fresh off their deciding to hire a guy with zero professional coaching experience to be their manager, and right smack in the middle of a seven-game losing streak — held a…
The Miami Heat had a rough season this past year, what with losing Chris Bosh to a near-death condition, Josh McRoberts to a blown knee, and the best player in the world going back home. So it was time for the Basketball Gods to come through and not screw us…
So this is going to be weird. Heat fans have grown accustomed to spending the month of May biting their fingernails as they watch their team pursue another championship, but not this season. No, the highlight of this seasons May comes tonight, and it includes a bunch of ping-pong balls…
Breaking: The Miami Marlins are a mess. But you already knew that. And now, a day after firing manager Mike Redmond, the Marlins are set to replace him with… wait for it…. their general manager. According to multiple reports, general manager Dan Jennings, who has zero managerial experience in the…
Chris Bosh has started working out again and says he’ll be ready to go for the Miami Heat opening night 2015. Bosh, who suffered a serious health scare in February when he was diagnosed with blood clots in his lungs, sat in as a guest analyst on TNT Tuesday night…
The Miami Dolphins are sending a group of players to try and convince standout LSU offensive tackle La’el Collins to join the team. Collins is considered one of the top offensive linemen prospects, and was projected to have been drafted somewhere in the top 15 last week before Louisiana police…
The Miami Dolphins didn’t screw up the draft. With the 14th overall pick in Thursday’s first round of the NFL Draft, the Dolphins selected standout wide receiver DeVante Parker from Louisville University. For a team that has seemingly picked a fat guy every year, this was not only a refreshing…
On Tuesday, our sister paper Miami New Times published an article by Luther Campbell (aka Uncle Luke) with the headline “Pat Riley Needs to Reevaluate Whether Erick Spoelstra Is Right For the Heat.” Allow us to retort. Erik Spoelstra is fine and Pat Riley doesn’t need to do anything with…
Miami Heat President Pat Riley held his annual post-season-state-of-the-franchise press conference Monday morning (albeit, a tad earlier in the year than what we’ve grown accustomed to around here), and talked about the team’s past, present, future and draft pick. Oh and he also threw a subtle, yet not so subtle,…
The Miami Heat did all it could to not win Wednesday night, in order to secure that top-10 pick. But they were ill prepared for the juggernaut of losery that are the Philadelphia 76ers. Any time the Heat tried to suck the joint up, the 6ers took it up a…
The Miami Heat are visiting the Philadelphia 76ers tonight in the final game of the NBA regular season. And it might just be the weirdest/worst/most ridiculous game ever played. Because both teams, ideally speaking, need to lose on purpose. Because tonight, the loser wins. Since being officially eliminated from the…
So Marlins aren’t off to such a hot start. And that sucks, because expectations were large — especially after an offseason that featured giving Giancarlo Stanton the fattest contract in pro sports history, and because the Fish actually went out and got good players. The Marlins are off to an…
For a night, at least, the Miami Heat’s playoff hopes live to see another game. The Heat entered Tuesday nights home game against the Charlotte Hornets with their postseason plans on life support, but the 105-100 victory provided some much needed CPR to their season. The win snapped a four-game…
Opening Day came and went on Monday. All of America tuned in to watch first pitches across the nation. The stars were out in full force. Mike Trout homered in his first at-bat. As it is every year, it was a special day. Yet all people can talk about is…
Today is Opening Day. And that’s fun. The new-look Miami Marlins are poised to make a run in the National League and get back to the playoffs with a revamped lineup that includes extensions for Giancarlo Stanton and Christian Yelich, while adding the likes of Martin Prado, Dee Gordon and…
And just like that, the Florida Panther’s season is over. After a furious run and a season filled with anticipation of a playoff berth, the Cats saw their season essentially die at the hands of the Boston Bruins when they allowed a goal with 3:38 remaining in the third period…
It’s been two seasons since the Dolphins became the NFL’s most vilified franchise thanks to a locker-room scandal involving team bullying. But now a former team trainer has filed a lawsuit against the franchise. Kevin O’Neill is now claiming that he was served up as a sacrificial lamb in order to…
The Miami Heat’s LeBron-hangover season is about to get really real. The Heat currently cling to the eighth and final playoff spot in the Eastern Conference, sitting just a half-game ahead of the Charlotte Hornets, and one-and-a-half games ahead of the tenth-seed Boston Celtics. With 18 games remaining, now is…
Now that the Dolphins have officially signed Ndamukong Suh to a record-breaking contract worth $60 million guaranteed, the team can set its sights on making some other important decisions that will shape the team moving forward. With that much money committed to one player over the next six years, the…
The Miami Dolphins are set to sign Detroit Lions free agent Ndamukong Suh as early as today. Reports say the Fins are going to give Suh the biggest contract for a defensive lineman in NFL history: a whopping $114 million, with $60 million of it guaranteed. The deal is so…
In the last week, the goalie position for the Florida Panthers has become like being a drummer for Spinal Tap. Anyone who gets between the pipes for the Cats has inevitably met with an injury. It’s been so bad that the Panthers are not only down to their third-string goalie…
The Big Aristotle loves him some Israel. Former Miami Heat center Shaquille O’Neil has officially endorsed BSO Sheriff Scott Israel for 2016 as an honorary cochair for the sheriff’s reelection. Israel, who beat out Al Lamberti in 2012 for the top-cop position at Broward Sheriff’s Office, filed his reelection papers…
