Five Thoughts on the Dolphins Victory Over the Browns

The Miami Dolphins faced the Browns to open the NFL season on Sunday and proceeded to hand the city of Cleveland more misery by taking the 23-10 win. It was a helluva way to start the season. A win is a rare things around these parts — particularly an opening-weekend…

18 Reasons Why Gators Fans Are the Worst

Ah. Gators fans. They smell. They’re loud. They drink cheap beer. They love to wear jorts. They love mullets. And they’re set to invade Sun Life Stadium for the big showdown with the Hurricanes on Saturday afternoon like an orange STD, infecting every crevice of South Florida like a horde…

Udonis Haslem Surprisingly Candid About His Wife’s Abortion

In case you haven’t heard, the Miami Heat’s Udonis Haslem recently tied the knot with his college sweetheart, Faith Rein. The New York Times released a heartfelt wedding announcement on the couple, chronicling their relationship from when before Udonis made it to the big time and became the Minister of…

LeBron James to Produce Sitcom for Starz

He’s won world championships, Olympic gold, MVPs, made commercials, obliterated Jason Terry, and has been a cartoon. And now, LeBron James is adding sitcom producer to his résumé. And, just as he did with Dwyane Wade, LeBron is joining forces with another who has been a force in his respective…

Cuban Baseball Games Cancelled by FIU to Be Played in Fort Lauderdale

Former players for a Cuban baseball team were scheduled to have a special reunion game at FIU’s baseball stadium on August 10th and 11th. But, the game was abruptly canceled. An anti-Castro group calling themselves “Vigilia Mambisa” claimed responsibility for the cancellation, saying that they had “won a fight against…

Cypress Bay Coach Suspended After Hitting Player on Helmet

Weston’s Cypress Bay High football coach, Mark Guandolo, has been suspended for two weeks for slapping quarterback Lucas Tellefsen on the helmet during a game Sunday. According to a Broward schools statement, Guandolo has been suspended from work for three days and two weeks from athletic activities. ESPN cameras picked…

Don Shula Trolls Obama at White House Gathering

As You may have heard, the 1972 Perfect Season Miami Dolphins were honored at the White House by Barack Obama on Tuesday. Obama mostly joked and joshed with the players, but also noted that the ’72 team was a juggernaut, that they ran over opponents with two 1,000 yard rushers…

The 17 Worst Things to Happen to the Miami Dolphins

The Miami Dolphins just recently lost their big-time free-agent acquisition, tight end Dustin Keller, to a horrific injury that tore the ACL, PCL, and MCL in his left knee. It’s just the latest in many horrific blows that have nut-punched this team for more than a decade. Some would say…

Dustin Keller to Miss Entire 2013 Season With Knee Injury

The Injury Gods dropped the hammer on the Miami Dolphins with the news that big-time free agent tight end acquisition Dustin Keller will miss the entire 2013 season with a knee injury. Keller suffered the injury during Miami’s Saturday night’s preseason matchup against the Houston Texans. Keller was among the…

Jennifer Capriati’s Battery and Stalking Trial Set for December

A West Palm Beach court has set a December 17 trial date for tennis Hall of Famer Jennifer Capriati. Capriati, 37, was arrested in April and charged with stalking and battery on her ex-boyfriend, former Florida State University golfer Ivan Brannan, in February. Allegedly, she punched Brannan several times, sent…

1972 Dolphins To Be Honored at White House

It took over 40 years, but the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only NFL team to complete a perfect season (SUCK it, Patriots!), will finally get to do that thing that championship teams do — visit the President at the White House and give him a silly jersey. The reason the…

Chris Bosh Is a Raptor in a Videogame

Chris Bosh is half-man, half-raptor. We already knew this. But now the fine folks at 2K Sports have brought that to life by making Chris Bosh an actual raptor in their NBA2K13 videogame. And it is the most awesome/amazing/terrifying thing you’ll ever see…

Cristiano Ronaldo Rushed by Fan at Sun Life Stadium

Sun Life Stadium hosted the inaugural Guinness International Champions Cup Wednesday night between powerhouse clubs Real Madrid and Chelsea. And the capacity crowd of 67,273 were treated to an exciting match that featured two spectacular goals by Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo. But, just past the 66th minute, the match…

Alex Rodriguez to be Suspended Through End of 2014 Season

Ever since our sister paper’s report on Major League baseball players obtaining performance enhancing drugs from the Coral Gables-based clinic, Biogenesis, broke, players have been falling by the wayside via suspensions. But now the biggest fish in the barrel has apparently fallen, as ESPN is reporting that New York Yankee…

Greg Oden to Sign with the Heat

Greg Oden will sign with the Miami Heat. Oden, the former first-overall pick of the 2007 NBA Draft, has agreed to a two-year deal with Miami worth the veteran’s minimum, with an opt-out next Summer, according to ESPN. Oden, who has had what was a promising career derailed by knee…

Dwyane Wade Ordered to Let Sons Visit Ex-Wife

Miami-Dade County Judge Antonio Marinhas has ordered Dwyane Wade to let his two sons visit their mother, Wade’s ex-wife, Siohvaughn Funches. The boys, Zaire, 11, and Zion, 6, had been visiting their mother on a weekly basis, but after she staged a bizarre sit-in on the streets of Chicago where…