After the Miami Heat players clobbered the San Antonio Spurs and crushed the spirits of Heat Haterz America and got their trophy, T-shirts, and caps, they headed into the locker room to spray champagne on one another and get the crazy started. The Miami Herald’s Kabir Khiatani took some video…
After a gut-wrenching series that featured ups and downs and had all our balls in our stomachs, the Miami Heat has completed its quest for back-to-back championships and defeated the San Antonio Spurs in an epic Game 7. LeBron James brought the devastation, scoring 37 points, grabbing 12 rebounds, and…
Here we are. Game 7 has arrived, and all the happy good fun times of that crazy Game 6 victory have turned back to angst-ridden nervousness. We’d be having a lot more fun with this if our balls weren’t in our assholes right now. Still, it’s here, and we need…
Mike Florio, who runs the NFL website Pro Football Talk, got into some Twitter beef with the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot, Jaxson de Ville, on Wednesday night. We were hoping this was a case of an NFL “writer” having some good clean fun with a cartoon character to entertain their respective…
It’s not a good week for New England Patriots player Aaron Hernandez, who yesterday was roped into a murder investigation. A Massachusetts man, 27-year-old Odin Lloyd, was found murdered and a rental car linked to Hernandez was found nearby. Though initial reports said that Hernandez was not a suspect but…
Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds away from having their hearts ripped out of their chests and their souls condemned to a weary and…
As the Heat gets ready to take the floor for Game Six of the NBA Finals tonight, some players may have more on their minds than championship aspirations. Like the possibility that they’ll be wearing a Miami jersey for the last time. We’re not talking role players here either –…
A judge ordered the release of former Dolphins receiver Chad Johnson from his 30-day sentence in the clink after he apologized on Monday morning for smacking his lawyer in the ass in court last week. The Artist Formerly Known As Ocho Cinco had spent seven days in jail before today’s…
Just as it was in Game 3 of these roller coaster NBA Finals, the San Antonio Spurs caught fire in Game 5, and torched the Miami Heat with a 60 percent shooting performance that has the world champs at the brink of total destruction. The series switches back to Miami…
Remember when Dwyane Wade was a liability to the Heat in these Finals and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft. Wade dropped his pants, and then he dropped 32 points in Miami’s 109-93 Game 4 beatdown of the San Antonio Spurs to even the series…
The Miami Heat entered San Antonio for Game 3 looking to build on its Game 2 19-point blowout win and take a 2-1 series lead. Instead, the Heat was routed 133-77, destroyed by a barrage of three-pointers from the Spurs that never seemed to end. Every time you looked, the…
With the Heat facing the prospect of having to travel to San Antonio down 0-2 in their best-of-seven NBA Finals series, Miami found itself in its most must-win game of the season on Sunday night. The Spurs had come off a gut-punching victory over Miami in Game 1, highlighted by…
So last night didn’t exactly go as planned. Thanks to some Globetrotter gymnastics on the part of Tony Parker, San Antonio took the lead in the NBA finals 1-0. Something certainly kick-started the old-ass Spurs on the court. It might have just been the fact that they were playing for…
The Miami Heat were off to a fast start in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. From the tip-off, they controlled the tempo, played strong defense, and actually hit open J’s. And then the fourth quarter happened. And the Heat suddenly morphed into a bunch of assholes in sneakers. And…
New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez — baseball’s highest-paid player– is reportedly facing a 100-game suspension from Major League Baseball if found to have used performance-enhancing drugs. About 20 athletes, including Milwaukee Brewer and University of Miami alum Ryan Braun, will reportedly receive punishment as well. In a blockbuster story…
Your Miami Heat is headed to its third-straight NBA Finals after vanquishing the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, 99-76. While Indiana gave Miami all it could handle in this series, it was the Heat’s stifling defense coupled with the world-devouring awesomeness of LeBron James, with…
Floyd Mayweather Jr. ain’t care. The boxer — who is known for laying down huge wagers on crazy shit — has reportedly plunked down $5.9 Million dollars on tonight’s Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers. And you’re struggling to stay cool because…
After dropping Game 4 to the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday, the Heat found itself in a 2-2 tie in an Eastern Conference Finals that seemed to suffocate the life out of the world champs.Although the series was knotted up, it felt like Indiana was having its way with Miami, man-handling…
Hey kids. Want to work for the greatest basketball player on the planet? Well, now’s your chance. According to LeBron James’ website, LeBron James is looking for college interns. Specifically, for those interested in online content development and digital sports marketing. Also, for those interested in telling their jealous classmates…
Thanks mostly to the Heat’s role players shooting the basketball like it was a bag of piss, some putrid rebounding, strong play from the Pacers’ Roy Hibbert, and a crapload of atrocious officiating from the referees, your 2013 Eastern Conference Finals is all knotted up at 2-2. After cracking the…
Don’t count Indy down and out just yet. They have an annoying knack for squeaking out Ws, which is exactly what they’ll have to do tonight if they don’t want to put any chance at the Finals in the rearview mirror. So today, on the day of make-or-break home court…
On Friday, the Indiana Pacers took Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals in a 97-93 win against the Miami Heat. While LeBron James poured in 36 points, and was a one-man basketball avalanche, his teammates’ play could only be described as refried ass. Things were tense leading up to…
