Five Most Surreal Moments From the Lackluster Marlins’ Season

flickr.comVolstad versus Morgan was possibly the most memorable moment of the year.​The Marlins mercifully finished their 2010 season this weekend, ending the year with 80 wins and 82 losses, good enough for third in the division. The longest winning streak of the year was all of four games, and other…

LeBron James Jerseys for the Homeless: Six Days Left to Donate

​We’ve got a stack of wine-and-gold jerseys ready to clothe the homeless, and we’re looking for more.As we mentioned last week, Miami New Times is giving away a pair of Miami Heat tickets to the person who donates the most LeBron James jerseys, shoes, and other goodies from the King’s…

Ray Lewis to Open Art Gallery/Real Estate Office in Fort Lauderdale

Photo by Eric BartonRay Lewis: the realtor with linebacker’s shoulders.​On Sunday, linebacker Ray Lewis had a game-clinching interception to help the Ravens beat the Steelers. On October 27, he’ll be opening an art gallery/real estate firm in downtown Fort Lauderdale.The company opening the Las Olas Boulevard store, RL52 Realty, is…

Billy Mitchell Dethroned As Donkey Kong King…for Now

C. StilesMitchell and his wife at home in 2007.​The video game champion framed as the dark-headed villain in the epic battle for Donkey Kong supremacy has been dethroned again. At least temporarily.Billy Mitchell, the veteran videogamer and owner of Rickey’s Restaurants in Hollywood and Pembroke Pines (and a brand of…

Denard Robinson Now a Legit Heisman Contender

He had a big game last week against UConn, but Michigan Wolverine (and Deerfield Beach native) Denard Robinson needed to wax Notre Dame this past weekend to establish himself as a Heisman Trophy candidate. How about 502 yards total offense and three touchdowns? Yep, that’ll do.Robinson wasn’t on anyone’s Heisman…

Bill Parcells May Have Been Fired, and He May Have Deserved It

flickr.com​This week brought news that Bill Parcells is leaving his post as vice president of football operations for the Dolphins. Upon closer inspection, it sure seems like the Tuna was given the hook. And though he’s nothing short of a football legend — and it might sound almost sacrilegious to…

Suspending Player Two Games for Obscene Gesture? What Bullshit!

Nick O’Leary’s middle finger also helped him make this sensational catch.​Dwyer Palm Beach Gardens lost this past weekend’s nationally televised game because of a bullshit call. And now Florida’s high school athletic association has added insult to that injury, suspending star tight end Nick O’Leary for two games because he…

New Chris Evert Documentary Unmatched Will Premiere Next Week

There has never been an individual sports rivalry like the one between Chris Evert, from Fort Lauderdale, and Martina Navratilova. Ali and Frasier fought three times. Borg and McEnroe played 14 times. Evert and Navratilova played 80 times, including 60 tournament finals and 14 grand slam finals. Next Tuesday, ESPN…

Bill Parcells Out as Dolphins VP of Football Operations

The Miami Dolphins just issued a statement to the media saying that Jeff Ireland will “assume full control over all aspects and decisions in regard to the Miami Dolphin football team and support staff.”Ireland, who had some trouble this offseason, was always slotted to take over for Parcells, according to…

UPDATED: LeBron James Jersey Donation Derailed by “Politics”

The Summer of LeBron just got weirder.In July, a group of guys in Northeast Ohio launched a campaign to collect LeBron James’ old Cleveland Cavaliers jerseys and send them to homeless people in Miami. It seemed like a wholesome idea. Clevelanders were so pissed off at the King’s betrayal of…

Chad Henne Outplayed by Backups — His and the Cowboys

Earlier this week, as the Dolphins were getting ready to play the Cowboys in last night’s exhibition game, starting QB Chad Henne described to the media what he hoped to do.Well, I mean, I definitely want to come out with a lot of pluses. I mean, I have a really…

LeBron Consults Celeb Rabbi Pinto, Becomes True SoFla Mogul

If TMZ is correct and LeBron James paid Rabbi Yishayahu Yosef Pinto to sit in on a business meeting yesterday, then the Heat star is officially courting South Florida mogul status.What better way to ingratiate himself to his new hometown than meet with a celeb rabbi known for providing business…

Harriette Gubel Celebrates 96 Years With a Seventh-Inning Stretch

Last year, the Juice brought you a feel-good story about Harriette “Hattie” Gubel celebrating her 95th birthday. The Fort Lauderdale lady is a big baseball fan, as it turns out, an even bigger fan of the Philadelphia Phillies, and an even bigger fan of Phillies Manager Charlie Manual.Although it would…