Video: Jerry Jones Says Bill Parcells Is “Not Worth a Sh*t”

Bill Parcells, the Dolphins’ executive vice president of football operations, is “not worth a shit.” At least that’s what his former boss, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, was caught slurring on a shaky phone camera in video originally posted by Deadspin.The conversation starts when an unidentified man asks Jones –…

It’s Official: Brandon Marshall Coming to Miami

Citing league sources, NFL.com has confirmed reports that Denver Broncos wide receiver has been traded to the Fins for a two second-round draft picks.Marshall, who’s originally from Winter Park, is exactly the kind of big, productive receiver the Dolphins have been lacking. Some ascribed his huge statistics to the skill…

Glen Johnson: Roy Jones Jr. Will Beat Bernard Hopkins

Glen Johnson has some thoughts about this weekend’s big fight in Las Vegas, the long-awaited (some say it’s coming years too late) rematch between boxing’s former favorite son (and Florida native) Roy Jones Jr. and spry statesman Bernard Hopkins. And when it comes to these two fighters, Johnson knows what…

MMA Fighter Talks Smackdowns and Bar Fights

​Charles Blanchard likes to punch men in the face — and he gets paid for it.The Jacksonville native is a Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter and is making his big debut Wednesday on Spike TV’s show Ultimate Fighter.There are some moves he wishes he could smack down on his opponent,…

Pembroke Pines Native Tosses Perfect Game for Gators

Stephanie Brombacher, a Pembroke Pines native who starred at American Heritage High, threw a perfect game yesterday in the Florida Gators’ 10-0 victory over the University of South Florida. It was the first perfect game for a Gator pitcher in six years.Her achievement may seem a bit modest compared to…

Invasion of “Privacy”: Tiger’s Wife Heads for Palm Beach

As Tiger Woods tunes up for the Masters, Mrs. Tiger Woods has left the couple’s Orlando-area home for a trip to Palm Beach — specifically, to hop aboard Privacy, the yacht docked there.Before leaving shore, Elin Nordegen had better be careful there aren’t any stowaway mistresses. Shortly after reports of…

Seminoles Kick Gator Handling Up a Notch: Now a Professional Sport

Freestyle Alligator Wrestling is now officially a professional competitive sport, thanks to the Seminole Tribe in Hollywood. Under the aegis of Tribe President Richard Bowers and tribe member James Holt, who’s been wrestling gators at the Seminoles’ Okalee Indian Village for five years, the first officially sanctioned competition was staged…

The Hit Heard ‘Round the League

The National Hockey League, which met this week in Boca Raton, has decided to outlaw hits to the head. There’s been talk of doing this for years, but the video below is what finally made the league act. Painful to watch, isn’t it? That’s Panthers star David Booth was blindsided…

Wade-ing Game: Will Heat Star Return?

Sunday’s loss to the Magic felt like a setback to the Heat’s efforts to keep Dwyane Wade. Despite his return, the team was still overmatched in Orlando, which glided past a Heat squad that managed just 16 points in each of the final two quarters. Having missed several games with…

Panthers’ Extreme Makeover: Umpteenth Edition

While the National Hockey League takes a break for the Winter Olympics, fans are keeping themselves busy with trade talk, and one of the hottest pieces of gossip involves a cornerstone of the Florida Panthers franchise: goaltender Tomas Vokoun.During these Olympics, Vokoun’s been terrific in net for a surprising Czech…