Baltimore Eulogizes Lauderdale “Dump”

Let’s be good sports and thank the Orioles for their 13 years of playing Grapefruit League baseball in Fort Lauderdale Stadium — a “dump,” as the team’s Baltimore-based beat writer so eloquently put it. Hey, if the guy lives in Baltimore, who are we to question his definition of dump?But…

Wax Off: Karate Kids Stay Ninja-Silent During Lauderdale Tournament

Who knew that this weekend in Fort Lauderdale, the National Karate Federation staged its national championships? Clearly, this is a federation that needs some steel cages, a Kimbo Slice, and a sequel to the 1984 Ralph Macchio classic. Well… one outta three ain’t bad.Here’s video shot from this weekend’s tournament…

Departing Hoops Coach Bringing South Florida Talent to New Job

We reported a few weeks ago that Deon Thomas, the University of Illinois basketball program’s all-time leading scorer who settled briefly in Pembroke Pines, was taking a job as the coach of a community college near St. Louis. And now Thomas tells Juice that he’s taking some of the region’s…

Local Golfing Phenom Recruits a Rival

Larry Bird had Magic Johnson. Muhammad Ali had Joe Frazier. Roger Federer has Rafael Nadal. To make Coral Springs’ Alexis Thompson a national sports icon, she’ll need a nemesis, and she may have found one in Alison Lee. They’re both 14-year-old golfers, and this past weekend’s slug-out at the U.S…

Video: Dwyane Wade Does Not Enjoy Talking About Richard von Houtman

This week, New Times publishes “Dwyane’s Disaster,” a cover story about Dwyane Wade’s catastrophic partnership with Richard von Houtman, a British baron with a sordid past. Von Houtman has been making wild allegations about the Heat superstar’s personal life since their business relationship dissolved. Two weeks after Wade responded by…

Two Local “Teen Sensations” Celebrated in Sports Illustrated

flickr.com Madison Keys, 14, of Boca Raton Sports Illustrated has an interesting piece this week on 14 American teenagers who have “already found their places in the sun” but have promise to become the next generation of superstar athletes. Two of those teens are 14-year-olds from South Florida: Tennis phenom…

What Would Ochocino Do? Halle Berry?

The NFL has a lot of hate-able wide receivers. Liberty City product, Chad Ochocinco (former Chad Johnson) is not one of them. A brief background: Three years ago, as Chad Johnson, he declared a new nickname for himself, based on his Cincinnati Bengals jersey number: Ocho Cinco (no, that isn’t…

License to Drive: At 15, the Fun of Going 150

He can’t legally drive down the Glades Parkway in his hometown of Weston, but 15-year-old Gabby Chaves has a half-million dollar Formula BMW race car that he’s driven at speeds of 150 mph en route to being the league’s youngest champion ever.Weston, apparently, is where the U.S. hides its world-class…

Dodgers/Marlins Pitcher a Major-League Moocher?

Ronald Belisario was just 16 years old when he was signed to the Florida Marlins in 1999. The right-handed pitcher from Venezuela worked his way through baseball’s farm teams, missing the 2005 and 2006 seasons due to surgery, then landing in the Pittsburgh Pirates’ minor league system. This year, the…

Midwest Hoops Legend Leaving South Florida

Deon Thomas, the former University of Illinois basketball star who had retired in South Florida and who started a new career coaching junior varsity at The University School in Fort Lauderdale, just landed his first collegiate coaching job. Thomas is the new head basketball coach and athletic director of Lewis…

Rough Weekend for International Athletes From Boca

Yesterday, just before leaving to represent the U.S. in its only appearance in the FIFA Confederations Cup, in Johannesburg, South Africa, Boca Raton native Jozy Altidore tweeted: “Do you believe? I know I do!!!”On Wednesday, the 19-year-old striker scored the first of the two goals (video above) that toppled the…

Which Boca Resident Do You Want to Win Wimbledon?

With Roger Federer looming, Andy Roddick may be the only one of the three tennis players from Boca Raton who has a chance to win Wimbledon — and a slight one at that. Mardy Fish has looked better than his 28 ranking. But the real Cinderella is 21-year-old Jesse Levine,…

World’s Best Diver Is Fort Lauderdale-Phobe

Matthew Mitcham, the reigning Olympic champion diver with the highest-scoring dive in the sport’s history, told an Australian newspaper today that he’s terrified of diving in Fort Lauderdale. “Petrified,” actually. My own theory is that it’s because Mitcham’s coach seems prone to vivid descriptions of the worst-case scenario. Here’s what…

D-Wade Invited to D.C., May Play One-on-One With Obama

flickr.com Obama has game, but can he beat MV3? When the president says he wants you to come over to play some hoops, you go. Especially if you’re a gold-medal-winning NBA champion who comes from the same neighborhood in Chicago. Dwyane Wade will meet with Obama in Washington, D.C., for…

Behind Ronaldo Deal, a Palm Beach Tycoon

The biggest news in the world’s biggest sport is that international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, of Manchester United, has been sold to Real Madrid for a stunning $131 million. The architect of this blockbuster may have a South Florida address. Financial tycoon Malcolm Glazer of Palm Beach is the majority…

Joey Porter Is No Daniel LaRusso

flicker.com Joey Porter and Jason Taylor may karate chop an opposing QB or two. Joey Porter knows a thing or two about fighting. He also knows about carrying a gun in South Florida and getting shot in the ass in Colorado. Now Bill Parcells has called in a team to…

Twins Rookie Has Cheering Section at Lauderdale Seafood Joint

Since the Major League Baseball debut of Fort Lauderdale native Anthony Swarzak, Southport Raw Bar has turned into the best place in South Florida to watch a Minnesota Twins game. At least on every fifth day.On days when Swarzak starts, as he did Wednesday, a banner out front welcomes a…

All-Time Underdog May Get His Dream Fight

This is video of Glen Johnson after losing by decision to Chad Dawson last April. Note the cheers from the crowd as Johnson begins to speak. It’s hard to find anyone who watched the fight and thinks Dawson deserved to win. New Times profiled South Florida-based Johnson in a cover story…