Racer From Boca Looks for Upset in Indy

Former Boca Raton resident Ryan Hunter-Reay qualified to race in Sunday’s Indy 500 — now he just needs to pass every single one of the Formula One cars who will start in front of him.Last Sunday, in the last ten minutes of a drama-filled “Bump Day,” Hunter-Reay managed to snag…

Lauderdale High Schooler Hits Numero Uno

LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Garnett, Allen Iverson, and Dwight Howard: Before they were NBA stars each was merely the top-ranked player in their national class of high school basketball recruits. So that gives young Brandon Knight something to shoot for. The 6-foot-3 junior at Pine Crest in Fort Lauderdale…

For This Deon, Prime Time Is Overdue

Deon Thomas was a Chicago hoops legend. He would become one of the University of Illinois’ all-time basketball greats. And for the last decade-plus, he was a globe-trotting, championship-winning professional basketball star. Now he’s a JV coach in the Broward ‘burbs.Specifically, Thomas is the absurdly overqualified coach of the junior…

Petition Circulating to Support Dragon Boaters

There’s still no word on when the Broward County Commission will discuss the fate of the Blazing Paddles dragon boat team in West Lake Park. But for those who have been following the boaters’ saga–they were nearly evicted from the park, after one kayaker complained that the team’s boat storage…

Dolphins Top (the Middle of) NFL Power Rankings

They got Jason Taylor back, and they got two big corners, filling the biggest needs from last year. But still, when NFL.com came out with the latest power rankings earlier this week, the division-champion Miami Dolphins were right in the middle of the league: number 17. Surely this is because…

Jason Taylor is Coming Back!

Former dancer with stars turned JuiceBlendz investor turned still a football player, Jason Taylor will be coming back to South Florida soon. Get your popcorn smoothies ready.  And he really wanted to be back here, as evidenced by the $7 million paycut he took to return to the Dolphins. He’ll…

In Platform Diving, a Picture of Perfection

At the Aquatic Complex on Fort Lauderdale Beach Saturday, 14-year-old British diving star Tom Daley performed a “back 3 and 1/2 somersaults tucked” that was, in the estimation of the judges, flawless: Perfect tens from all seven. The dive helped propel Daley to victory in the 10-meter platform portion of…

Jimmy Buffett Writes the Worst Team Song Ever

The Miami Dolphins announced today that Dolphins Satdium will henceforth be known as LandShark Stadium. We won’t even get into the fact that the Marlins and the Dolphins play in that stadium, and Sharks eat both of those animals. (I bet if the Dolphins are 0-7 at home, they’ll change…

A Wonderful Munchkin from Oz

I met Carroll during the 2008 spring training. While watching Albert Pujols and eating hot dogs, we sat in the sun and discussed how Judy Garland recruited him to Munchkinland, how his voice was the one screaming “Doorothee!” during the twister scene, and how much he enjoyed coming to Florida…

Statewide Tebow Crush Now Officially Creepy

Florida is utterly besotted with Florida Gators QB Tim Tebow. The latest demonstration is Tebow’s being appointed by Gov. Charlie Crist to co-chair the Council on Physical Fitness. It’s gotten so bad, that I defy you to get a perfect score on the True-False test below. Click on the link…

On Second Thought, Snowbird Slugger May Need Weston Home This Summer

Manny Ramirez, who slugs homers in the West when he’s not home in Weston, will get to spend some unexpected time enjoying his local digs. He’s reportedly tested positive for a banned substance and Major League Baseball is expected to announce his 50-game suspension today.The L.A. Dodger outfielder is rumored…

ESPN Gets Inside Wellington Polo Horse Deaths

“It was like a plane crash, but with horses instead of people.” That’s the first quote in the fantastic E:60 segment on the polo horse deaths in Wellington last month. It started with two mares sick at the barn. Soon there were dead horses all over the place.  The Palm…

Dragon Boaters Can Stay in Park — for Now

The Blazing Paddles dragon boat team won a temporary reprieve this morning in its quest to keep storing its boats and holding weekend practices at West Lake Park. The Broward County Parks and Recreation Advisory Board voted to recommend that the team stay in the park, at least until the…

Does Kemp’s Death Alter Deal for Panthers?

An investment fund chaired by longtime Republican Congressman and former Vice Presidential Candidate Jack Kemp emerged last week as a potential buyer of the Florida Panthers and their handsome revenue-sharing lease at the BankAtlantic Center. Then this weekend, Kemp died of cancer.So does this mean the deal is dead too?…

BankAtlantic Seduced by Lingerie, Not Lacrosse

When I heard that there would be a lingerie football franchise in South Florida, the Miami Caliente, who would be playing their games at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, my first thought was of the terrifying possibility of a game marred by a wardrobe malfunction. My second thought (well, third…

D-Wade’s Playoff Dreams D-nied

Out like the fat kid in dodgeball. It was a good series, conceptually. It’s not like any of the individual games were any good or even competitive. This is only the second time in NBA history that all seven games in a series were decided by at least ten points…

The Most Amazing Playoff Comeback… That Wasn’t

  If you’re anything like me, you turned off last night’s playoff game at halftime. The Hawks already had a 23-point lead and Dwyane Wade probably had a concussion. Plus, Lost was on. I didn’t even want to see the results. I figured if John Locke can somehow summon the…

Broward County Gives Dragon Boaters the Boot

Don’t you love it when your local government acts swiftly and efficiently to protect the health of its citizens? Especially when those citizens are being threatened by evil boaters? Behold the tale of Broward County’s latest brilliance: Most Saturday mornings, members of the Blazing Paddles draw a small crowd to…

Heat Gives Hawks First Road Playoff Win in 12 Years

The last time the Atlanta Hawks had won a playoff game on the road, Dwyane Wade was 15 years old. He hadn’t thought about Marquette, the Final Four, the NBA Finals, MVPs, or STDs. But last night, Miami was about as intimidating as Jeff Goldblum was in the 1997 smash…