Sports

Never bet against dogs. They’re good boys.

The Heat shouldn’t make any big moves at the trade deadline.

News cameras are circling above his home in Hollywood Oaks after he allegedly assaulted someone.

Finally, Dolphins fans can cease fighting over Tannehill-related matters.

Tagovailoa can be theirs if they want him, and they should, because even after a hip injury, he’s still the best quarterback in the draft.

Over the years, we’ve been home to some of the most iconic moments in Super Bowl history.

We all want to be a Heat lifer, but it takes a lot of sacrifice, patience, and dedication.

Things got even more bizarre when Brown picked up a bag of penis-shaped gummies lying in the street.

For Dolphins fans, it’s like watching an ex-girlfriend from high school grow up to be Scarlett Johansson.

Signing Tom Brady would be about progress from Monday through Saturday, not Sunday.

If the Pats want to attend Super Bowl LIV, they’ll have to buy tickets.

There’s still lots to root for now that the Dolphins are done.

Chiefs fans were even chanting, “Let’s go, Dolphins!” during the KC game.

Four teams enter, but only one team can be crowned worst of them all.

Losing to the Jets hurts even more when the officials hand it to them.

It was truly a momentous play not only for the Dolphins but also for humankind.

Last week, the San Francisco 49ers lost 27-24 to the Seattle Seahawks in overtime on Monday Night Football. You’re probably wondering what that fact has to do with you. Well, if you’re a Miami Dolphins fan, it has everything to do with you because the 49ers were the last remaining undefeated team in the NFL for the 2019-20 season, meaning, once again, the 1972 Dolphins stand as the only undefeated team in NFL history.

Following a 0-7 start to the season, everything recently had turned to butterflies, lollipops, bubbles, and rainbows for the Miami Dolphins thanks to straight wins over the New York Jets and Indianapolis Colts. Head coach Brian Flores got a celebratory Gatorade shower after the Jets game, and Dolphins players no one had ever heard of got interviews with ESPN after the Fins pulled off a surprise win over the Colts last week.

After back-to-back wins against the New York Jets and Indianapolis Colts, it’s clear the dream that was drafting Alabama quarterback Tua Tagovailoa with the first-overall pick is over. The Dolphins, now 2-7, are almost assuredly eliminated from the #TankForTua sweepstakes.

Saturday afternoon, the Miami Hurricanes went to Tallahassee and demolished the Florida State Seminoles 27-10. Nine sacks against FSU and some well-timed dime passes from UM quarterback Jarren Williams sealed a third straight win over Miami’s biggest rival. Much fun was had in the state capital at the Seminoles’ expense.

Bad takes — they happen to the best of us. There is literally an entire Twitter account dedicated to getting a good chuckle at how wrong we all are when it comes to sports opinions. Sometimes, though, a take is so predictably bad, so outrageously hideous, that when said take inevitably fires backward we must, by Twitter law, gather together to point it out.

Wednesday night, fans were introduced to the 2019-20 Miami Heat. There were T-shirt cannons, a pre-tip Justise Winslow speech, a new introduction video, and, uh, holy shit, like an entire roster of new-ish players who are apparently all going to win Rookie of the Year.