How Esquire Rates Miami Food and Drink (A Partial Retrospective)

Lee Klein | December 2, 2008 | 8:00am

I recently came into possession of a half-dozen back issues of Esquire,

a magazine somewhat obsessed with naming the best of this and the best

of that. The food section is no exception -- three of the issues I

thumbed through featured such listings. I took a tally to see how Miami

fared:

MARCH ISSUE:

The Encyclopedia of Sandwiches, with a hilarious intro by Scott

Raab, raved about fifty of America's finest. Our town scored with the

Cuban Sandwich from Latin American Cafeteria ("the later the hour, the

better it tastes"), and seafood salad on baguette from La Sandwicherie

in Miami Beach ("goes well with the salty air"). Only quibble with the

"encyclopedia" is that it isn't alphabetized.

JUNE:

Best Bars in America honored twenty spots, from Juneau to Isle

of Palms, South Carolina. Miami: Zero. Apparently creative caipirinhas

and frequent celebrity-sightings were not sufficiently factored in.

NOVEMBER:

Best New Restaurants trumpeted 23 of the nation's finest 2008

rookies. Congrats to Jonathan Eismann's Pacific Time for being our sole

representative -- although New York's Scarpetta made the grade, and

chef Scott Conant should be opening the Fontainebleau branch any time

now.

To close on a positive note: If Esquire ever does a Best Streets To Serendipitously Stumble Upon A Steakhouse survey, we will surely clean up.

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