Lindsay Lohan to Rehab in Palm Beach Gardens, Maybe

Lindsay Lohan could be taking her hot-messness to the Lukens Institute in Palm Beach Gardens, if her father has his way. See also: -Michael Lohan Is Publishing Memoir, Has Moved to Boca According to wptv.com, Lohan’s attorney has set her up to enter rehab in Morningside Recovery in Newport, California…

Udonis Haslem’s Broward Home Burglarized

People won’t stop breaking into the homes of Miami Heat players to steal stuff. Udonis Haslem’s Southwest Ranches home was broken into by would-be burglars, the Broward Sheriff’s Office says. See also: – Chris Bosh Burglar Left Heat Championship Ring This just days after someone broke into Chris Bosh’ house…

Medicare Fraud Is Sweetest Crime in South Florida

Driving through Hialeah, where strip malls line boulevards like concrete-and-metal kudzu, a federal agent offers a reporter $1 for every strip mall he can spot that doesn’t house a medical business. Let’s just say the reporter is still broke. In this city, streets are a jumble of doctors’ offices, physical…

Pope Family Battle: Like The Godfather

It’s Tuesday morning and Paul Pope’s staff is hustling around a walk-in closet in his Spanish Colonial spread in Highland Beach. A buxom 30-something with cascading brunet hair sits on the floor cradling a black-belt-fed M60 machine gun. Nearby, a stocky middle-aged man in a baggy white sports coat casually…

Couple Arrested for Having Sex on the Beach

A Boynton Beach man and his special lady friend were arrested after cops caught them having sex on a Manalapan beach. The result was lewd behavior and indecent exposure charges for both, as well as a couple of fantastic mug shots that tell the tale of their crime…

Texting-and-Driving Ban May Be Dying a Slow Death

Just two weeks ago, the Senate unanimously pushed through Bill SB 52, which would ban texting while driving on Florida’s roads. Then, on Wednesday, the House passed the ban. So that’s the end of it. The Florida Legislature at work yaay!! Except that, no. Because the bill might not even…

May Day and International Workers Day Rallies Today

Could the Occupy movement get a shot of reinvigoration today? Adbusters, the Canadian magazine that initiated the Occupy Wall Street movement, and its related network of activists (or “culture jammers,” as they call themselves) are calling on people to gather outside of Goldman Sachs offices around the world and “shut…

LeBron James Expresses Support for Jason Collins

The news of Jason Collins’ coming out was met with mostly support (and some stupidity), particularly in NBA circles. See also: -Heat, Dolphins Stars React Very Differently to Jason Collins Story Dwyane Wade was the first of the Miami Heat players to express his support via Twitter. And now LeBron…