The Irony-Free Lens: Art of the Photo League at the Norton Museum

A show of the work of the Photo League, a politically radical collective of photographers of the 1930s and 40s, opened at the Norton Museum last night. The photography is of the highest order–formally impeccable, deeply human in its concerns. Inescapably, the show has a vein of nostalgia for what…

Don King’s Own Boxers Want to Knock Him Out for Good

When you think Don King, you immediately think: tiny American flags, boxing, flash, crazy-ass hair, and pizzazz (and let’s face it, how often does something conjure up “pizzazz” just by looking at it?) But lately, the sheen on the Don (or is it The King?) has begun to wear down,…

Miami Heat Makes It 20 Wins in a Row

Things started pretty much how you’d expect from a team heading into its second night of a back-to-back road set for the Miami Heat on Wednesday night. And the Philadelphia 76ers were more than ready and willing to clobber the Heat with a snow shovel to the face and be…

New Times Says No to MLB

Sorry, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. We won’t hand over records that detail the inner workings of Biogenesis, the controversial Coral Gables anti-aging clinic that allegedly supplied prohibited drugs to six professional baseball players, including Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. The reasons are manifold. History plays a role in our decision. So…

The Neon Punk of EDM

The Neon Punk of EDM Once an indie darling, Steve Aoki has coasted to superstardom on a wave of pure showmanship. A Steve Aoki performance is one of the better, faster, stronger sets in electronic dance music. To a world once dominated by heads-down, booth-enveloped DJs, Aoki has introduced punk-rock…

EXXXotica Is Moving to Fort Lauderdale

Fort Lauderdale is about to get an influx of people from across the country who love to watch other people do it. Because after eight straight years of porno-ing it up in Miami Beach, the annual EXXXotica sex porn thing expo is hitting up the Broward County Convention Center. Featuring…

Your Miami Dolphins Free Agency Update

The Dolphins apparently went a little drunk-guy-at-the-strip-club and threw money all over the place Tuesday. Particularly, at Steelers receiver Mike Wallace and, surprisingly, at Ravens linebacker Dannell Ellerbe. But Jeff Ireland ain’t done.And while the moves seem to reek of a desperate GM trying not to get fired, overall, the…

New Times Says No to Major League Baseball

Sorry, MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. We won’t hand over records that detail the inner workings of Biogenesis, the controversial Coral Gables anti-aging clinic that allegedly supplied prohibited drugs to six professional baseball players, including Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.The reasons are manifold. History plays a role in our decision. So do…

Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll Has Resigned

Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll has turned in her walking papers. Carroll cites her connection to Allied Veterans — a non-profit that operates internet cafes — and president of the Jacksonville Florida Order of Police, Nelson Cuba being a possible distraction to the Scott administration. Allied Veterans officials and Cuba were…

Monster Mosquitoes Set to Overrun Florida This Summer

If you squint your eyes a certain way, Florida begins to look like some holdover from the Triassic period, and we’re not talking about the residents of Century Village. The center of the state is overrun with huge pythons. Sharks coast the waters. The mammals on hand seem inclined to…

Mudslinging Wins in WPB Commission Race; Lake Worth Limits Building Heights

Ya win some; ya lose some. That’s how our horses ran in two municipal races in Palm Beach County yesterday. One was a testament to the power of negative campaigning; the other was proof of its shortcomings.See also:-Gutter Politics in West Palm Beach-Bizarro Smear Campaign-Gulfstream Hotel: Red Herring in Lake…

Mike Wallace Is a Miami Dolphin

As was expected since before free agency kicked off, the Miami Dolphins are expected to officially, for real this time, sign free agent wide receiver Mike Wallace, according to the NFL Network.All that’s left is for him to pass a physical and iron out some contract stuff.The signing fills a…

UM’s Jim Larranaga Named ACC Coach of the Year

Today the Atlantic Coast Conference announced the Coach of the Year award, and the laurels went to a familiar name: UM’s Jim Larranaga. The honor comes after the coach piloted the Hurricanes to a standout season, with a program record 24-6 run and its first ACC regular-season championship. By coaxing…

Dennis Rodman Is Going to the Vatican to Meet the New Pope, Now

When former Chicago Bull/children’s book author Dennis Rodman went to North Korea to hang out with Kim Jong Un a couple of weeks ago, he got into trouble with the Obama administration, got the CIA on his case, and almost inadvertently started World War III, maybe. See also: – Dennis…