Ozzie Guillen Fired by the Miami Marlins

In keeping with the long and storied tradition of blaming the managers and never, ever the decision-making by the ownership and front office, the Miami Marlins have announced that they have fired manager Ozzie Guillen. Marlins baseball operations President Larry Beinfest released a statement: “After careful consideration following the disappointment…

Wayne Treacy Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating of Josie Lou Ratley

Back in July, Wayne Treacy was found guilty of attempted first-degree murder after he attacked 15-year-old Josie Lou Ratley with his steel-toed boots after she taunted him by making fun of his dead brother in a text. Ratley suffered permanent brain damage after the attack. The prosecution presented text messages…

Broward County Commission to Vote on Proposed Wage Theft Ordinance

Back on October 9, the Broward County Commission debated on instituting a Wage Recovery Ordinance that would help unpaid workers recover their wages when their employers don’t pay the correct amount (or, in some case, don’t pay period). The vote was delayed until Tuesday, October 23, at 2 p.m. This…

Palm Beach County Human Rights Council Endorses Obama

The Palm Beach County Human Rights Council, a group dedicated to ending discrimination based on sexual orientation, gender identity and gender expression, have released their list of candidates they’re endorsing. Among them, President Barack Obama, West Palm Beach Attorney and police officer Dave Kerner, Susan Bucher, Patrick Murphy, Alcee Hastings,…

Obama Wins Third and Final Debate With Horses and Bayonets

Round three of the presidential debates was last night. And people who went in expecting to have their asses blown off with the two candidates going at each other for a final climactic showdown were mildly disappointed. No asses were blown off here, unfortunately. The main take-aways from the debate:…

Presidential Debate Sucked for Libertarians

As the lights came down in the debate hall at Lynn University, the co-chairman of the Commission on Presidential Debates, Frank Fahrenkopf, took the stage.See Also:- Live Blog: Rumble in Boca 2012, Obama and Romney Presidential Debate! – Photos: Final 2012 Presidential Debate at Lynn UniversityHe thanked us all for…

Bigfoot Craigslist Ad Plagiarized? Sort Of

Move over Jonah Lehrer, Gerald Posner, and Jayson Blair. There’s a new plagiarist in town.Last week, New Times revealed that a help-wanted ad on Craigslist from a nonprofit in Pensacola for a Bigfoot researcher was a well-crafted prank. We tracked down Tyler Reeves, the alleged brains behind the ad, and…

Jupiter Black Community Blocks Biotech Road Project

Always easy to gore someone else’s ox, and Palm Beach County business interests have long been ready to take a knife–or a bulldozer–to Kennedy Estates, part of Jupiter’s 100-year old black community, Limestone Creek*.Developers plans for a road adjoining the neighborhood’s park (a humble enough scrub of land as it…

NBA GM Survey: Heat Will Beat the Lakers in the Finals

NBA.com took their annual general manager survey recently and, according to the consensus, the Miami Heat will repeat as NBA champions, this time beating the L.A. Lakers. The thirty GMs of the NBA were asked 57 questions with topics ranging from who will win the MVP, to best off-season moves,…

Rick Scott Makes the Media Rounds at Lynn University Debate

Mitt Romney is keeping his distance from Rick Scott, but Rick Scott isn’t keeping his distance from Mitt Romney today, making the rounds outside the debate hall and stumping for Romney and the Republican ticket.Here’s a shot we got earlier, on the road leading to the hall:Then, suddenly, Rick’s uber-nemesis…

Presidential Debate Causes Road Closures, Delays

In case you haven’t heard, there’s this presidential debate thing going on at Lynn University in Boca tonight. And, as you might expect with these things, traffic is going to be a bit of a pain in the butt. Between 6 a.m. Monday and 2 a.m. Tuesday, Boca Raton Police…

Man Arrested for Throwing a Penny at Democratic Party Office

Gary Root, a 71-year-old registered Republican from Naples, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge after he protested Obama in the most sarcastic way ever. Root was apparently unhappy with being taxed, so he went over to his local Democratic Party headquarters and threw a penny at the workers inside the…

Romney Visits Wilbur L. Ross Jr., Who Grew Rich While Miners Died

If Bain Capital and its kind are giant vampire squids wrapped around the face of humanity, Palm Beach is where they shit. The wealth they extract sits frozen along the waterfront here as miles of palatial estates, massive excrements of money. There’s a reason it’s called filthy lucre. Mitt Romney came to…