This Donald Trump Board Game From 1989 Is Ridiculous

In 1989, Milton Bradley created Trump: the Game. This copy is a vintage version; a later one was released after Trump started appearing on The Apprentice. Everything about a Trump presidential candidacy could have been predicted from this game:  The thirst for power: The game was designed to be somewhat similar…

Lake Worth’s Cara Jennings Calls Rick Scott an Asshole to His Face

In a Gainesville Starbucks yesterday, former Lake Worth commissioner, activist, and all around straight talker Cara Jennings took on Governor Rick Scott. “You are an asshole Rick Scott,” she said as Scott bared an uncomfortable smile. . “Rich people like you don’t know what to do when poor people like…

In Reversal, Tim Canova Is Granted Access to Florida Democrats’ Voter Data

Last week, the Florida Democratic Party — and Florida congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz — took some serious heat after it banned upstart congressional candidate Tim Canova from using the party’s voter data files, which help candidates research and contact supporters. But the Florida Democratic Party reversed its decision yesterday, party…

Jesse Ventura Hints He’ll Jump Into Presidential Race

There’s only one thing that would make our presidential election crazier than it already is, what with the candidates talking about one another’s penises, and Donald Trump evoking Hitler comparisons: a former professional wrestler jumping in.  Of course!!! Why didn’t we see this coming???  This weekend, while Trump was Trumping,…

Florida’s Zombie Pro-Fracking Bill Is Finally Dead

A highly controversial bill Florida’s Senate Appropriations Committee shot down last week could return for a vote again today, after Senator Lisbeth Benacquisto, R-Fort Myers, moved to “reconsider” her vote during last week’s meeting. The bill in question – SB 318 – may be the most widely debated bill of…

Florida Senate Votes Down Fracking Bill

The Florida Senate Appropriations Committee voted 10-9 yesterday to shoot down a highly controversial bill that would have, in essence, banned local communities from regulating fracking, the controversial process by which water, sand, and undisclosed chemicals are pumped into the ground to extract oil and gas. The bill, SB 318,…

Miami Beach Tows Away Two Dozen Dinghies

This past week’s Miami International Boat Show drew more than 100,000 people and was declared “the start of what we hope to be a long and successful run,” by sponsors. It wasn’t much of a success, though, for Canadian tourist Adam Ponette. Though Ponette sailed to town in a well…