Five Ways Donald Trump and JFK Are Totally Alike

Sometime during this codeine-addled horse-race of an election cycle, I lost the ability to distinguish between Donald Trump and John F. Kennedy. Last week, after a particularly stressful day, I came home around 7 p.m., threw CNN onto the television, and promptly fell asleep on the couch, only to wake…

Lawmakers May Ban Anchoring of Boats in Intracoastal Waterway

A battle is heating up between rich owners of waterfront property and boaters who, instead of docking, use anchors to keep their boats cheaply in the Intracoastal Waterway. The rich have argued that boaters ruin their view — especially ones that have abandoned decrepit vessels. Many boaters, however, contend that…

Pam Bondi’s Star Rises by Doing GOP’s Dirty Work

TV cameras encircled Pam Bondi outside Bennett’s Fresh Roast, a quaint shop a block from the Caloosahatchee River in Fort Myers, one more stop on a statewide tour in the fall of 2014 with Gov. Rick Scott. Bondi flashed her trademark high-wattage grin, shook her blond locks into place, and…

Report: There Are 276 Right-Wing Militia Groups in America

As self-described “patriots” take over a wildlife refuge in Oregon, the Southern Poverty Law Center yesterday announced its annual count of right-wing militia groups in America. There are currently 276 such groups – up from 202 in 2014, a 37 percent increase. The nonprofit organization explained that “the number represents…

Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton Got “Schlonged” in 2008 Defeat

Donald Trump went after Hillary Clinton on Monday by using a term many consider to be vulgar and misogynistic. Speaking at a rally in Michigan, Trump ripped Clinton for delaying last weekend’s Democratic presidential debate when she had to use the bathroom. “I know where she went,” he said. “I’s…

Dubai Company Removes Donald Trump’s Name from Golf Course

Donald Trump’s image and name has been torn off from his billion-dollar golf course and housing development in Dubai on Friday. According to a report, photos show broken pieces of the GOP frontrunner’s name scattered on the ground just outside his Trump International Golf Club portion at the AKOYA by DAMAC…

Donald Trump Leads Florida Polls, Despite Call for Muslim Travel Ban

Since announcing his candidacy for President of the United States, Donald Trump has managed to insult Mexicans, women, the Black Lives Matter movement, and Muslims. And in all that time, his lead has only grown in the polls. Specifically in Florida, where a recent St. Leo University poll of likely Florida…

Donald Trump Taken Down by Swimsuit Model Chrissy Teigen in Twitter Spat

Donald Trump, the current leading GOP candidate, is known for insulting people on Twitter and getting into epic beefs with journalists, celebrities, and even utility companies. But his latest Twitter rival comes in the form of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen.  Teigen, who is known for her sharp wit, instigated…

Donald Trump Tweets Incorrect, Racist Stats About Black Murders

On Sunday, Donald Trump, who currently holds a double-digit lead among GOP candidates, tweeted out fake murder stats that says 81 percent of whites are murdered by blacks, and that blacks that are killed by police make up only one percent. This came after Trump going on television and saying…

Ben Carson Campaign Messes Up Map of USA

Last night, the New York Times published a pretty damning story headlined “Ben Carson Is Struggling to Grasp Foreign Policy, Advisers Say.” It quotes one of his advisers saying they tried to “make him smart” but that Carson just wasn’t understanding complex international relations.  Now, we need to get to…