Dwyane Wade Is Moving On From LeBron James (Video)

The post-LeBron era has gotten off to a solid start for the Miami Heat. But while the new-look squad adjusts to a sans-James system and looks to fly under the radar as a competitive force in the Eastern Conference, one constant remains: Dwyane Wade. And now a video by NBA…

Dan Marino Fixed Ryan Tannehill; Dolphins Destroy the Chargers

The Miami Dolphins won their third-consecutive game on Sunday by thoroughly trouncing the San Diego Chargers to the tune of 37-0. It was one of the most complete beatdowns the Dolphins have handed an opponent in some time, which not only made Sunday an absolute riot but also brought us…

Jose Canseco Shoots Off Middle Finger in Gun Accident

Ex-ballplayer and ‘roid-user Jose Canseco shot his own finger off in a shooting accident Tuesday night. The former major league slugger/book author/time traveler/baby-goat owner was apparently cleaning his semiautomatic pistol at his home in Vegas when the weapon discharged and blew off the middle finger of his left hand. His…

Nine Reasons Jacksonville Jaguars Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…

Ten Reasons the Dolphins Will Win the AFC East

We sling a lot of poop at the Miami Dolphins around these parts. And for good reason. They suck. They tend to stuff all our Sundays, loyalties, and hope into a cannon and fire it into an active volcano like Xenu. But screw that. We’re going to forge ahead and…

Nine Reasons Chicago Bears Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…

No One Showed Up for the Florida Panthers Game Last Night

The Florida Panthers apparently are a thing. And last night they had themselves an honest-to-goodness NHL hockey match at the BB&T Center in Broward. Unfortunately, not many people were aware of it because, according to the official tally, only 7,311 people showed up to the game. So maybe it’s because…

Dolphins Get Beaten by Dan Marino Spike Play

Midway through the second half of the Dolphins-Packers game Sunday, Fox color analyst John Lynch compared Aaron Rodgers to Fins legend Dan Marino. Lynch told viewers that Marino’s release was the quickest he’s ever seen but that Rodgers’ release was right up there. Little did Lynch — or any of…

Nine Reasons Green Bay Packers Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other websites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…

The Dolphins Found a Team That Sucks More Than They Do

If only the Dolphins could play the Oakland Raiders every week. But, alas. The Dolphins took their sucktitude 4,445 miles across the Atlantic to London, England, where they brought vengeance and furious anger upon the Raiders in a 38-14 slapdown win, bringing their illustrious record to 2-2. It was just…

The Miami Dolphins Must Win Sunday, Or It’s All Over

The Dolphins season is at a breaking point, and a loss Sunday would be the final karate-chop that shatters it into a million aqua pieces. Coming off a complete stinker of a blowout loss to the totally beatable Kansas City Chiefs at home last week, Sunday’s game in London against…

Are Ryan Tannehill’s Toe-Thumbs to Blame For His Struggles?

A rough week for Ryan Tannehill just turned rougher with a blistering investigation by the sports site Deadspin on the Dolphins quarterback’s apparent toe-thumbs. On Thursday night, an astute reader with apparently way too much time on their hands sent the website an email positing a theory that Tannehill’s struggles…

Ryan Tannehill Says Joe Philbin Caused a Distraction

Just three weeks into the season, and the Miami Dolphins are beginning to crack at the seams. Mainly because head coach Joe Philbin doesn’t know how to lead properly. Yep, the man who had no idea some coaches and players he’s supposed to be in charge of were bullying another…

Palm Beach County Commission Strikes Down New Baseball Stadium

Correction: an earlier version of this story mixed up details of competing proposals before Palm Beach County and the city of West Palm Beach. Corrections are in strikethroughs and editor’s notes below. On Tuesday, the Palm Beach County Commission voted down a proposition to build a $140.1 million spring training…