Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is either blind, indifferent, or nuts. One would have to be, no? The NFL season for the Dolphins has come and gone and, exactly as we predicted, Miami finished with an 8-8 record and failure to once again enter the playoffs. And as it is…
We laughed, we cried, then we laughed again. Merry Christmas, Heat fans. In LeBron James’ first game back in Miami, the Heat put together its most LeBron-era-like performance Thursday, beating the Cavs 101-91. That one felt damned good and couldn’t have come at a better time or on a bigger…
The day Heat fans have been anticipating all season has finally arrived; LeBron James’ return to American Airlines Arena is just hours away. The Heat’s struggles this season may have taken some of the luster off the match-up, but you can be sure LeBron returning to Miami will be the…
Following the Miami Dolphins’ 37-35, last-second win over the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, owner Stephen Ross put all the rumors and speculation to rest: Joe Philbin will return as coach in 2015. Philbin is 23-24 in three seasons as coach and could even things up with a win next week…
The Miami Dolphins aren’t technically eliminated from playoff contention. That is to say, they still have a mathematical shot to get in, as long as the Steelers, Ravens, Chiefs and Colts all die in plane crashes and their stadiums are collectively swallowed by sink holes. THEN THERE’S DEFINITELY A CHANCE…
The Florida Panthers made history Tuesday night when they played in an unprecedented 20 round shootout against the Washington Capitals. It was the longest shootout in NHL history, blowing out the previous record of 15. The final score was 2-1, but it took nearly twenty minutes of edge-of-your-seat-slap-a-random-stranger-with-a-sock-full-of-pennies amazeballs hockey…
Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross has always tried to look forward when it comes to his football team. Yet he’s very much been about aesthetic more than substance. Starting with the orange carpet and selling team stakes to C-list celebrities, all the the way through to those revolting new pseudo-pastiche…
The Miami Dolphins are once again the mediocre soul-swallowing suck monster we’ve come to know them as thanks to a 41-13 shellacking at the hands of division rival New England Patriots. Ryan Tanehill was inconsistent (SHOCKING!), the offensive line terrible (NOOO), the defense abysmal (WHAAAT) and Joe Philbin clueless (YOU…
The 2014 Miami Dolphins’ season almost over. And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead, we’re focusing…
The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead, we’re…
It took them until the fourth quarter to get things right, but the Miami Dolphins managed to overcome a rotten New York Jets team and get a 16-13 win. It was ugly. It was brutal. It was not fun to watch (until the very end). But when it was all…
The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead, we’re…
The Dolphins nearly pulled it off. Nearly were able to take down the juggernaut Denver Broncos in their own stadium. Nearly put themselves in the thick of the AFC race. Nearly gave the fans the most meaningful win in several seasons. And then they totally Dolphin’d and ended up dropping…
The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…
The Miami Marlins and Giancarlo Stanton made their mega 13-year, $325 million contract official on Wednesday with an afternoon news conference that featured former and current Marlins players and a crapload of fanfare. It’s obvious the Marlins are pushing a “new era” kind of situation here, and by giving their…
Now that the Miami Marlins have gone against their own stringent rules of not giving a player a giant contract and opt-out clauses, they’re apparently going to go against another stringent rule and go after real-life, honest-to-goodness good baseball players. After giving MVP-candidate and monster-dong-hitter Giancarlo Stanton the biggest contract…
In the past four years, whenever the Miami Heat needed rescuing from a three-game losing streak, they’d turn to LeBron James. But obviously, those days are over, as King James has left the building. But no worries, Heat fans. Because there’s apparently a new King James in town. Rookie James…
Giancarlo Stanton has reportedly signed a massive 13-year, $325 million contract to stay with the Miami Marlins. It’s not only one of the most unexpected things the Marlins have ever done; it’s also the richest contract in pro sports history — a record previously held by Alex Rodriguez, who signed…
The Miami Dolphins opened a very large can of whoop-ass on the Buffalo Bills Thursday night, decimating the Bills 22-9 in a game that was slathered in playoff implications. The winner of this game would move on to challenge for the AFC East title, the loser would be on the…
A group that claims to be a champion of transparency has been filing a slew of lawsuits against Florida’s government agencies, ostensibly to force the agencies to comply with public records laws. But just how much money has the group won? They’re not willing to say. Over the past few…
The Miramar High football team has officially been banned from the state playoffs after the school self-reported allegations of ineligible students and “impermissible benefits” to players. Principal Loli Formoso sent parents an email explaining that the school was pulling out of the playoffs and the reasons why. On Thursday morning,…
In case you haven’t been aware, Fort Lauderdale has a professional soccer team. And, as it turns out, it’s one win away from winning the league title after upsetting top-seeded Minnesota this past weekend. The Strikers, who make their home at Lockhart Stadium, pulled off the upset Saturday when they…
