The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and matchups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…
The Miami Dolphins are set to become the first (of two) teams to play a divisional game in London in 2015. On Thursday, the NFL announced its trio of games that are played annually across the pond, and the Dolphins are included in that batch. The slight difference this time…
The post-LeBron era has gotten off to a solid start for the Miami Heat. But while the new-look squad adjusts to a sans-James system and looks to fly under the radar as a competitive force in the Eastern Conference, one constant remains: Dwyane Wade. And now a video by NBA…
The Miami Dolphins won their third-consecutive game on Sunday by thoroughly trouncing the San Diego Chargers to the tune of 37-0. It was one of the most complete beatdowns the Dolphins have handed an opponent in some time, which not only made Sunday an absolute riot but also brought us…
The Miami Heat kicked off the post-James era Wednesday night by having their new James — James Ennis — absolutely obliterate Washington Wizards guard Rasual Butler with a devastating dunk that shook the Earth and rattled the jewelry of those sitting in the lower bowl at the American Airlines Arena…
Ex-ballplayer and ‘roid-user Jose Canseco shot his own finger off in a shooting accident Tuesday night. The former major league slugger/book author/time traveler/baby-goat owner was apparently cleaning his semiautomatic pistol at his home in Vegas when the weapon discharged and blew off the middle finger of his left hand. His…
Update: Justin Copertino, the director of communications for the Panthers, tells New Times “Hispanic Heritage Night” has more than just a radio broadcast: “We will have a mariachi band playing pre-game and at the first intermission and salsa dancing,” he says. “We will be offering several featured food items including…
The Miami Dolphins did something rare on Sunday. They won a second-consecutive game. That’s two wins in a row! It was as if we had almost forgotten you can do that. But the Dolphins did and now stand at 4-3 on the season and well on their way to winning…
The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…
We sling a lot of poop at the Miami Dolphins around these parts. And for good reason. They suck. They tend to stuff all our Sundays, loyalties, and hope into a cannon and fire it into an active volcano like Xenu. But screw that. We’re going to forge ahead and…
Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill stepped up against the Chicago Bears on Sunday and spoonfed everyone a giant heap of STFU with a brilliant 277-yard-passing, 48-yard-rushing, two-touchdown performance, leading Miami to a 27-14 victory. Tannehill, who has had it rough as of late, dissected the Bears defense, completing 25 of 32…
The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…
The Florida Panthers apparently are a thing. And last night they had themselves an honest-to-goodness NHL hockey match at the BB&T Center in Broward. Unfortunately, not many people were aware of it because, according to the official tally, only 7,311 people showed up to the game. So maybe it’s because…
Midway through the second half of the Dolphins-Packers game Sunday, Fox color analyst John Lynch compared Aaron Rodgers to Fins legend Dan Marino. Lynch told viewers that Marino’s release was the quickest he’s ever seen but that Rodgers’ release was right up there. Little did Lynch — or any of…
The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other websites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…
Fort Lauderale Police have released the raw footage shot outside of Cyn Nightclub that shows Miami Dolphins’ defensive lineman Derrick Shelby’s first run-in with police before getting arrested last Sunday morning. According to a police report, Shelby was arrested when he refused to leave the club after being asked to…
Details have begun to emerge about Miami Dolphins’ defensive lineman Derrick Shelby’s arrest early Saturday morning. According to a police report, Shelby was asked to leave Cyn Nightclub — the Fort Lauderdale club formerly known as Off the Hookah — after touching women without permission. He also resisted the responding…
UPDATE: Shelby’s police report revealed that he was kicked out of Off the Hookah for touching women without their permission. Fort Lauderdale Police have since released surveillance video of Shelby’s encounter with the authorities. Miami Dolphins defensive end Derrick Shelby was arrested early Saturday morning at Off the Hookah in…
The 2-2 Miami Dolphins are on a bye week this week, which means we have nothing to watch this Sunday. But that doesn’t mean you should miss out on the ethereal experience of actually watching a Dolphins game. So, we’re here to help. Here are 13 things you can do…
If only the Dolphins could play the Oakland Raiders every week. But, alas. The Dolphins took their sucktitude 4,445 miles across the Atlantic to London, England, where they brought vengeance and furious anger upon the Raiders in a 38-14 slapdown win, bringing their illustrious record to 2-2. It was just…
The Dolphins season is at a breaking point, and a loss Sunday would be the final karate-chop that shatters it into a million aqua pieces. Coming off a complete stinker of a blowout loss to the totally beatable Kansas City Chiefs at home last week, Sunday’s game in London against…
A rough week for Ryan Tannehill just turned rougher with a blistering investigation by the sports site Deadspin on the Dolphins quarterback’s apparent toe-thumbs. On Thursday night, an astute reader with apparently way too much time on their hands sent the website an email positing a theory that Tannehill’s struggles…
