Tino Martinez, Marlins Hitting Coach, Resigns Amid Reports of Abuse

Miami Marlins hitting coach Tino Martinez has resigned from the team amid allegations of physical and verbal abuse with players. The Miami Herald reports on an incident between Martinez and rookie second baseman Derek Dietrich during a batting session earlier in the season, where Martinez allegedly grabbed the player by…

LeBron James Chooses the Soundtrack to NBA2K14 Videogame

LeBron James is so ball-crushingly awesome at basketball that he is now officially the first NBA player who’s on the cover who got to choose the soundtrack for the best-selling NBA2K14 videogame. 2K Sports announced Friday that LeBron has chosen 20 songs for the videogame. He’s also gracing the cover…

Sid Rosenberg Might Plead Guilty, According to Report

Radio sports talk guy Sid Rosenberg might plead guilty to DUI — although he doesn’t want to. Last April, Rosenberg was pulled over by cops as he was going home from Tootsie’s Cabaret. Police pulled him over mainly because his car was stopped in the middle of the road and…

Dwyane Wade’s Ex-Wife Wants Forgiveness, Also Wants the Kids Back

Dwyane Wade’s ex-wife and mother of his two sons, Siohvaughn Funches, appeared on a Chicago news station asking for forgiveness. She also stated she’d still like to get her sons back. Last week, Funches had something of a meltdown in the middle of downtown Chicago. People took pictures of Funches…

Mike Miller Has Been Amnestied by Miami Heat

According to multiple reports, the Miami Heat will amnesty Mike Miller. Although earlier reports said the Heat would not be exercising its amnesty clause this year, it looks like it’s officially going to be Miller, AKA Let It Fly, AKA Teen Wolf, AKA Mystic Wolfman, AKA Pet Sematary, AKA Shoeless…

Dwyane Wade Being Sued by Ex-Wife Over Endorsement Money

Looks like Dwyane Wade and ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches-Wade aren’t done with their bitter feud. The latest brouhaha? She’s suing him over endorsement money. Funches-Wade filed a lawsuit against D-Wade on Tuesday alleging that he owes her money from his endorsement deals. D-Wade — or, more to the point, his lawyer…

Miami Heat Re-Sign Birdman to One-Year Deal

When the Miami Heat signed Chris Andersen this past January, your friendly neighborhood Pulpist called the acquisition a “low-risk, high reward for a team desperately in need of a high-energy-crash-the-boards-at all-costs kind of a player.” NAILED IT. And now, the Birdman will be returning, as the Heat has announced it’s…

Omar Kelly Sort of Explains His Tweet About Shooting at a Guy

Yesterday we told you about Sun-Sentinel Miami Dolphins beat writer, Omar Kelly, taking to the Twitter machine and getting his Johnny Cash on by telling the world he once shot at a man with intent to harm. Kelly deleted the tweet, and then promptly disappeared. See also: -Omar Kelly of…

Chris Bosh Was on Conan O’Brien and Piers Morgan Last Night

Chris Bosh, fresh off winning back-to-back titles with the Heat, continued his celebrating by going on two national television talk shows Wednesday night to remind everyone how awesome he is. Bosh made an appearance on CNN’s Piers Morgan Live, where he spoke on the craziness that was Game 6 and…

Miami Heat Championship Parade Almost Killed LeBron James

When the Miami Heat clinched the NBA title last Thursday, we almost lost Chris Bosh to a stray piece of confetti that threatened to get lodged in his throat. Then, on Monday, during the team’s championship parade through the streets of Miami, LeBron James was almost decapitated a few times…

Chris Bosh Nearly Choked on a Piece of Confetti Last Night

So there was Chris Bosh, sitting on the stage, championship lid on his head, soaking in the amazeballs feeling it is to be a two-time NBA Champion, when it was all almost undone by a single piece of falling confetti. See also: Chris Bosh’s Greatest GIFs And, even as we…