The Indiana Pacers’ Paul George had himself a coming out party. He led Indiana with 27 points, and hit an impossible 30-foot three-pointer to stun the Miami Heat and force overtime. Then, with just 2.2 seconds remaining in the OT, George hit three consecutive free throws to put the Pacers…
The Dolphins brain trust failed to get government funding to help renovate Sun Life Stadium. But that didn’t stop them from bringing it hard to the hoop to get the NFL to let them host what will be a milestone game — Super Bowl L (or, Super Bowl 50, for…
Oh, the media. Always looking for that juicy story-line to making the NBA playoffs even more riveting than they already are. Especially when LeBron James is involved. Because people hate that guy. And that just means RATINGS BONANZA-PALOOZA! But when that story-line doesn’t present itself, the next best thing is…
Dwyane Wade would like us all to talk to his ass. After dealing with an annoying and painful bone bruise in his right knee, and playing like a shell of himself, it seemed that the whispers of his demise came stronger and harder than ever before. We even suggested he…
The Florida Panthers will be getting a new publicly funded $4.2 million scoreboard and master control room, thanks to the Broward Commission. The commission voted to allow Broward County’s bed tax to pay for it — which was the same exact tax the Miami Dolphins were asking for from Miami-Dade…
The Chicago Bulls, fresh off having their their asses blown off in Friday’s game three, decided to go the ole “HEAD GAMES” route before last night’s game four. The Bulls turned the tables on the narrative of this series — that they can’t score, so therefore they need to nail…
Ah the Miami Dolphins. They do everything exceptional. Draft exceptionally… sign free agents exceptionally… score exceptionally… win exceptionally, and have exceptional ideas to make Super Bowl weekend exceptional. And now they are excelling at pulling off the ole “You Didn’t Give Us Want We Want and Now the Team Might…
On Wednesday, the Fort Lauderdale Police Department sent out a press release that declared in the headline, “Bogus Website Victimizes Community.” But Jesse Forrest, the owner of the website FindSportsNow.com says his site is legit and that police never even bothered to contact him before sending out the communique, even…
Turns out the woman caught shooting an angry bird at the Bulls’ Joakim Noah as he walked to the locker room is a Palm Beach socialite named Filomena Tobias. And she has quite the cray story. Along with being a socialite, she’s also the widow of hedge-funder Seth Tobias –…
Fresh off their rejection of trying to get public funding for their stadium renovations, the Miami Dolphins’ head honchos are preparing to make a bid to host a Super Bowl by presenting a winning idea: Having a football game played on a real-life Navy aircraft carrier! *high five!* According to…
O HAI WORLD CHAMPION MIAMI HEAT BASKETBALL After losing by seven to the Chicago Bulls and choking away Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semi-finals on Monday, the Heat decided to stuff all the Fucks they could find into giant garden-sized Glad bags, went into the American Airlines Arena for…
The Miami Dolphins went on their WAHHH THE GOVERNMINTS WON’T GIVE OUR BILLIONAIRE OWNER ANY FREE MONEY 2013 Tour after they were denied public funds to renovate Sun Life Stadium by the House last week. Part of that tour included publicly bashing Florida House speaker Will Weatherford, for supposed broken promises…
Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra did not win the 2013 NBA Coach of Year, coming in second in votes to Denver Nuggets coach George Karl. And that’s the way Spo wants it. “I was probably more pleased this morning than George Karl,” Spoelstra said when told Karl beat him…
Well now. That was a bit rough. A depleted Chicago Bulls came into the American Airlines Arena for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals, saw fans clad in white, watched LeBron James receive his MVP trophy, and then went on to systematically bludgeon the world champs by having Joakim…
In the least shocking news in the history of forever, LeBron James is going to be named the 2013 NBA Most Valuable Player for the fourth time in his face-wrecking career. Michael Jordan, Bill Russell, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Wilt Chamberlain are the only other players with at least four MVP…
People won’t stop breaking into the homes of Miami Heat players to steal stuff. Udonis Haslem’s Southwest Ranches home was broken into by would-be burglars, the Broward Sheriff’s Office says. See also: – Chris Bosh Burglar Left Heat Championship Ring This just days after someone broke into Chris Bosh’ house…
The news of Jason Collins’ coming out was met with mostly support (and some stupidity), particularly in NBA circles. See also: -Heat, Dolphins Stars React Very Differently to Jason Collins Story Dwyane Wade was the first of the Miami Heat players to express his support via Twitter. And now LeBron…
A day after Tim Tebow was released by the New York Jets for not quarterbacking good, he’s already getting the post-playing-days job offers. And by that, we mean radio. Big 105.9 FM’s the Paul and Young Ron Morning Show have offered Tebow a gig on their morning-drive radio program. And,…
With the news of Jason Collins’ coming out, the backlash and commentary has been all over the map on both sides of the issue. And we knew some fellow pro athlete, somewhere, would say something dumb, while another praised Collins. We just didn’t know it would be from our very…
“I’m a 34-year-old NBA center. I’m black. And I’m gay.” Washington Wizard — and ex-teammate of the Heat’s Mike Miller — Jason Collins has just become the first active openly gay player in the four major American sports (NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL). See also: – An Open Letter to LeBron…
The Miami Heat was able to wrap up target practice with the Milwaukee Bucks on Sunday night by winning 88-77, giving the team its first-ever playoff sweep. The Bucks received a lesson in asshole-punching with a syllabus that included things like how to obliterate your opponent in four easy steps…
On Tuesday, the human pustule known as Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria reportedly decided that he was going to be the manager for a day and switched around the scheduled starting Marlins pitchers for a double-header against the Twins. Now Loria is saying he did not meddle with the Marlins pitching…
