Some porn stars hide in the shadows, attempting to shove away the very dish they so eagerly eat from. Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton would like you to forget about the grainy videos that are responsible for their fame, but still ask you to buy their new fragrance. Shame. Alexis…
In just a few weeks, the folks of Exxxotica, their sticky luggage in tow, will head to Fort Lauderdale’s Broward County Convention Center for three days of dildos, sexual puns, and, presumably, a few awkward social and physical situations. Most important, this adult entertainment gathering, starting May 2, will present…
Do you remember the first time you got high? Who were you with? How did it feel? Were you nervous? Excited? Did you suddenly realize just how weird fingernails are? Most of the 47 percent of Americans who have smoked weed probably have a lot to say about their first…
4/20 is upon us, and that means two things: Jesus and marijuana. Because while thousands and thousands of the devout and faithful step into Churches to celebrate Easter and Jesus, thousands more will sink into bean bag chairs to celebrate cartoons and Cheez-Its. But getting high is like buying a…
This weekend, the Tortuga Music Festival and its 20,000 sunburned attendees will invade Fort Lauderdale Beach. They’ll bring alcohol, cowboy hats, coolers, and — unfortunately — traffic. Tons and tons of traffic. See also: Make Your Own Free Custom Tic Tac Packs at Tortuga Music Festival…
It’s 2 p.m. on a beautifully sunny Saturday, but you and your bros are inside killing pedestrians in Grand Theft Auto and passing around a bag of pretzels. What’s there to do? “Hey, we could go to the gay pride parade,” Billy suggests. What the heck?! A gay pride parade?…
On June 19, our 27th-annual Best Of Broward/Palm Beach issue will hit the streets. Our beloved annual issue is your guide to all the local legends and hidden gems Broward and Palm Beach have to offer. But we all know, if you really want to find the best spots in…
Iconic Miami rapper Trick Daddy (AKA Maurice Young) was arrested by members of the Broward County Drug Task Force yesterday at 10 a.m. at his Miramar home. Why? Baby, ’cause he’s a thug. Trick was charged with possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of ammunition by a felon,…
A Florida House subcommittee passed a bill yesterday that would allow schools the option of hiring former or current law enforcement officers and military officers to carry firearms on campuses — “any preschool, elementary school, middle school, junior high school, secondary school, career center, or postsecondary school, whether public or…
Today is World Autism Awareness Day, and The Bahia Cabana Beach Resort on Ft. Lauderdale Beach wants you to know it. The Lauderdale landmark will be joining the likes of the Empire State Building, Sydney Opera House, and countless others by participating in the Light It Up Blue campaign. The…
Wait! Before you shove those flowers down the garbage disposal, throw the candy hearts in the microwave, and send that passive-aggressive text message, there’s something you need to hear: Romance is not dead! No. It’s alive and well, and you’ll find it floating merrily down the New River right in…
Oh, April Fool’s, you’re the silliest of all the days. Yes, sillier than Arbor Day, Flag Day, and even charades night at Rick Scott’s house (where 90 percent of shouted-out guesses include the words “evil” and “snake”). Whimsy reigns supreme, and across America, fun is had while Whoopee Cushions deflate…
Punk rock and Broadway. The two go together like peanut butter and rattlesnakes, which is to say, they really don’t. Or at least that’s what most people thought until American Idiot took over the St. James Theater in New York City on April 20, 2010. Now, two Tony Awards and…
Punk rock and Broadway. The two go together like peanut butter and rattlesnakes, which is to say, they really don’t. Or at least that’s what most people thought until American Idiot took over the St. James Theater in New York City on April 20, 2010. Now, two Tony Awards and…
Well, it took long enough, but television’s beloved and terrifying anthology, American Horror Story, is finally heading to the place that invented the very idea of American horror: Florida…
Partying in Fort Lauderdale. It’s like eating bread in Paris, surfing in Malibu, or being depressed in Moscow. It’s just what the city was designed to best offer humanity. Sure, there are reasons not to party in Fort Lauderdale. You have work tomorrow, you’re broke, Hector is still actively looking…
When Aziz Ansari walked onto the stage at the Seminole Hard Rock Live in Hollywood wearing a red velvet suit that can only be described as just really fucking cool, the crowd was already his. And it’s not just because he’s that guy from that thing. The 31-year-old has been…
Next time you sigh in line at a CVS because your girlfriend wants flowers, be thankful. It could have been worse. I mean, what if she wanted this thing? Just look at it. How does that happen? What kind of insane genie do you have to rub to make that…
Some people will always see Bob Saget as Danny Tanner, the lovable, cardigan-wearing neat freak who raised the most adorable little white girls to come out of the ’90s on the sitcom Full House. Saget doesn’t mind that. In fact, he embraces it. He recently filmed a Super Bowl commercial…
Thirty minutes into Ron Jeremy’s Ron De Jeremy Spiced Rum bottle-signing, a modest but eager line of about ten had formed in Crown Wine & Spirits, at the corner of Sunrise and 15th Ave in Fort Lauderdale…
Some people will always see Bob Saget as Danny Tanner, the lovable, cardigan-wearing neat freak who raised the most adorable little white girls to come out of the ’90s on the sitcom Full House. Saget doesn’t mind that. In fact, he embraces it. He recently filmed a Super Bowl commercial…
How do you inject culture into a city? Do you hire children to ride their bikes around the neighborhood flinging black-rimmed glasses onto suburban doorsteps in the early a.m.? Do you replace the national anthem with Neutral Milk Hotel at all local little league games? How do you make people…
