9 Reasons Kansas City Chiefs Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game, and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win, while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…

Jameis Winston Suspended for First Half of Game Versus Clemson

Florida State Seminoles star quarterback Jameis Winston created a stir across campus and the internet on Tuesday when he apparently hopped onto a table and yelled out some obscenities about doing something adult to a woman’s private parts. And now, the FSU football team has come out and announced that…

Miami Dolphins Lose All Their Running Backs in Bills Loss

Well, it was fun while it lasted. The Miami Dolphins got their butts pounded by the Buffalo Bills on Sunday to the tune of 29-10. And while the offense did put up a little bit of a fight in the second half, it was mostly a disaster. Terrible passes, blocked…

9 Reasons Buffalo Bills Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game, and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win, while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…

Five Reasons You Need To Be Watching the Miami Marlins Nightly

This exact time last year, the Miami Marlins found themselves in last place (49-81) in the NL East, having been outscored by 110 runs, which was the second worst run differential in the sport. This year? The Fish already have 65 wins, they’ve only been outscored by 22 runs on…

Giancarlo Stanton Makes It Clear Marlins Need to Build Better

Miami Marlins slugger Giancarlo Stanton is pretty much having the best season of any other player in the National League (and probably all of baseball). As a result, the Marlins are shockingly in the hunt for a Wildcard spot. As any Marlins fan can attest to, this is a rare…

Teens Who Broke Into Ray Allen’s House Charged

Ray Allen was decidedly unhappy about how the Coral Gables Police Department handled seven teens who broke into his home in the middle of the night. But after meeting with the Florida State Attorney’s Office, authorities have charged all seven teens with first-degree misdemeanor trespassing of an occupied structure. “Ray…

FAU Field to Be Named After Howard Schnellenberger

After being named for a prison accused of human rights violations and after almost being named for an apparent homophobic fast-food restaurant, the Florida Atlantic University football field is finally getting a name that everyone will love and isn’t a total lapse into bad taste. FAU announced Wednesday that the…

Eight Types of Miami Dolphins Fans

The Miami Dolphins are well into the preseason, facing off against the Buccaneers in Tampa on Saturday night. And that means football season is in full swing. And while kickoff is still a couple of weeks off, people are either excited, not excited, or just don’t give a crap that…

Ray Allen’s Home Broken Into While Wife and Children Sleep

A group of teenagers may have just single-handedly ruined the chances of the Miami Heat getting Ray Allen back after they broke into his home in the middle of the night, while his wife and children were sleeping. According to police, the break-in happened Thursday morning around 2:30 at the…

Brady Quinn Working Out for the Miami Dolphins (Updated)

Seven years later, Brady Quinn could be a Miami Dolphin! And it’s basically because the Dolphins are hurting at quarterback right now (still). Starting QB Ryan Tannehill had a decent performance during the Dolphins’ first preseason game over the weekend. But his backups, Matt Moore and Pat Devlin, are both…