Local Vampire to Be Released at Dawn

Oh, but the sun is no match for this Prince of Darkness. Jeffrey Epstein, the world's wealthiest registered sex offender, no longer has to spend nights in a stockade, where since October he's been in a work release program, reports Jose Lambiet at Page 2 Live.Rather, he returns to his...

By Thomas Francis

July 21, 2009

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Oh, but the sun is no match for this Prince of Darkness. Jeffrey Epstein, the world's wealthiest registered sex offender, no longer has to spend nights in a stockade, where since October he's been in a work release program, reports Jose Lambiet at Page 2 Live.

Rather, he returns to his Palm Beach mansion where he's free to invent an even creepier fetish than the last one. So if we can extract a lesson from this morality tale, I suppose it's this: that the most expensive lawyers deliver priceless freedoms.

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