Top 10 Favorite Baby Names of White Supremacists: The Stormfront Forum
Don and Derek: Two racially appropriate names for baby.
If you were a jew-hating, black-bashing, out-and-proud white supremicist, what would you name the little bun you had baking in your oven?
We've been poking around on the web forums of our own homegrown hate group, Stormfront, lately. In part because theThe Palm Beach County Environmental Coalition has claimed
that Lake Worth City Commission contender Scott Maxwell is somehow affiliated with the West Palm Beach-based group of White Nationalists headed by Don Black and his son Derek (pictured center and right). Don's redheaded spawn is often spotted lounging around at Lake Worth's Havana Hideout, we hear, in his trademark black leather cowboy hat.
Anyway, as ladies will do, we gravitated to the forums labeled "homemaking."
We have a lot of pregnant friends at the moment for some reason (the economy? global warming?) and most of them still haven't settled on what they're going to name their own spawn, so we thought we'd suggest some tried and true Neo-Nazi favorites:
Mommy's little Hitler
10 Favorite names for boys:
*and one for good luck: Spike
10 Favorite names for girls:
We personally favor "Lynch" for a boy and "Dachau" for a girl, and we're really surprised nobody suggested "Storm". Feel free to post your own choices!
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